Count Krampus

Writer, author, space traveler, and convicted Twitter (and Facebook) felon. Let's connect on Medium:

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Wrap your mind around the dark side of primal instincts in this two-part anthology that takes a sobering look at some of humanity's most fascinating kinks. I dare ya!

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Cobra Kai never dies God damnit!

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A great mystery solved?!

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@jerk_to_divas Super hot

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Wanna see my kung fu?!

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That's unfortunate cause I think she's easily the best to ever do it. Sorry Fink and GMC ...

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Superbowl is this Sunday, drop your boldest Super Bowl prediction below! (Winner gets bragging rights for life) ⬇️ #LISAxBornAgain

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Unfuckinbelievable. Luka will haunt Dallas for the next 10 years.

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So proud!

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One thing that hasn't changed in this new America is how you get dicked on the amount of beef jerky in the bag.

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Erin Andrews has come a long way from that peephole scandal.

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Good. Good😈
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We continue to fail these kids on multiple fronts. Everyone in that ratchet ass circle who even suspected this was going on need their fuckin' head smushed to juice.

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UCEY

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Sometimes you have to deconstruct your mind from the inside🤔 so you can reconstruct it from the ground up and better understand WTF is going on in your life😎

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AI is absofuckinlutely terrifying! 🤣🤣🤣

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@onlyonegirl131 You got bad data

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Moral of the story: double up!

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I think the dialogue in this story is on point. What say you?

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@GwcPublic @BralessGirlsTV Lol. Super tease.

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1996 ... is that you?!

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