Ian Lewenhoppindoppin

Can life really be both Ball and love?

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

What fruit would taste like if you were in the bathroom at a party.

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

My girl (wife) looks up facts about diarrhea at the function

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Any good banter lately? (The lifeblood of conversation)

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Thinking about Brett Farve and his ankle length jorts.

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

*Gen Z trying not to be perceived*
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*Boomers comprehending only their immediate surroundings*
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*Replying to Instagram stories like they are addressed to me*

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Yeah I watch ANIME!
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Minions
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[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Richie: “Kashinsky (A.K.A. Lucy), we need to do harm to Ian, he is too much.”
Lucy: “Ay Richard… I haven’t had breakfast yet”

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Did you lamd

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*european*

More like you are pooping

[Luke Garrett @lukegarrett202]

Three bungee cords, a skateboard and a dream.

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Nice guys are huge for the economy.

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Biblically accurate classroom

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

How can I be her peace when I’m hernia.

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

My Real life Pokémon starter lineup:
-Grizzly Bear
-Wheelchair
-Courage
-Xbox
-Chipmunk (for burrowing)
-Friendship

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Babies that have gone to jail:
-Dr. Doofenshmirtz (as a baby)
-Hasbullah
-Scrappy Doo (spooky island detention center)
-Dababy
-Boss Baby

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

@jadorade_15 Tomorrow’s lesson

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@jadorade_15 Tomorrow’s lesson

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@jadorade_15 Yeah cringe

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

Tour de Johnny Knoxville

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Turns out a bull was absolutely taking dudes out at a cycling race. Real life Mario Kart Obstacles.

[Ian Lewenhoppindoppin @CountLewyI]

@_PipeGod_ The liberals