Hollywood Ken

You found me

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Clive Palmer… trumpet of
Patriots, more like Beef Clarinet of Patriots.

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Got time to kill. Just wondering if Trump introduced Trump flavoured condoms, what flavour would he choose - Something salty and starchy, or something with a bit of tang? I’m
never taking another sick day again, E V E R.

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#nickiminaj my mother has experienced similar side-effects. #covid #misinformation #Trending

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Christian “Finders keepers” Porter, must be the luckiest man alive. Love that Scotty “what’s my job” Morrison, asked whether the blind trust breached ministerial standards? #ScottyDoesNothing #christianporter

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#eddiemcguire #samnewman Who cares what Sam Newman thinks. If Sam Newman was an ice cream he would be fellatio flavour.

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@insidefilm @mootfoot I’d prefer to eat Pete Evans. I think he would taste like a Frankfurt.

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#mafs #MAFSAU Wow Mike is such a misogynist and he doesn’t even know it. Run Heidi run.

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#MAFSAU #MAFS Jess and Dan having so much sex that Jess will probably miss the next piss up due to a UTI. Mike and Heidi should jump into the harbour after the bloody poem and succumb to the mauling they’ll receive courtesy of similarly irritated bull sharks.

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#mafau #mafs M&H on their cruise and a passenger liner gives them a x honk. According to Mike that’s a good thing, but if a vessel doesn’t understand clearly what the other vessel's intentions are, they will sound the danger or doubt signal (5 short, rapid blasts. Take heed Mike

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#MAFSAU #mafs So at the conclusion of this experiment will Channel Nine be sending them all off to AA and therapy?

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@loverealitytv3 Ummm... No can do. But your love hearts are pretty. #mafsau #mafs

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Can someone ask Dan to blow his nose? He’s perpetually blocked. #MAFS

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@BreakfastNews @LaTrioli Welcome back Virginia. Our world is complete once again.

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@MarriedAU Mike is a champion.

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@MarriedAU Get anymore masculine than Dan Webb, and you'd have to live up a tree. He looks like his idea of foreplay is a quick nudge and a question, "You awake?"

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Get anymore masculine than Dan Webb, and you'd have to live up a tree. He looks like his idea of foreplay is a quick nudge and a question, "You awake?"#MAFS

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Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day. Will Jess and Marfffa ever be able to tell the truth? One thing is certain though, these two are making enemies of their own futures #MAFS

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@ktdenise Does that stand for Caring Understanding Nurturing Types?

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@awgpathways @insidefilm Come on... We've all had a couple of free lunches courtesy of the AWG!

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Netflix Plans 80 Movies In 2018, Up From 8 In Current Quarter; “People Will Start Seeing The Potential” https://t.co/UvxMDjLYs1