Got time to kill. Just wondering if Trump introduced Trump flavoured condoms, what flavour would he choose - Something salty and starchy, or something with a bit of tang? I’m
never taking another sick day again, E V E R.
Christian “Finders keepers” Porter, must be the luckiest man alive. Love that Scotty “what’s my job” Morrison, asked whether the blind trust breached ministerial standards? #ScottyDoesNothing#christianporter
#MAFSAU#MAFS Jess and Dan having so much sex that Jess will probably miss the next piss up due to a UTI. Mike and Heidi should jump into the harbour after the bloody poem and succumb to the mauling they’ll receive courtesy of similarly irritated bull sharks.
#mafau#mafs M&H on their cruise and a passenger liner gives them a x honk. According to Mike that’s a good thing, but if a vessel doesn’t understand clearly what the other vessel's intentions are, they will sound the danger or doubt signal (5 short, rapid blasts. Take heed Mike
@MarriedAU Get anymore masculine than Dan Webb, and you'd have to live up a tree. He looks like his idea of foreplay is a quick nudge and a question, "You awake?"
Get anymore masculine than Dan Webb, and you'd have to live up a tree. He looks like his idea of foreplay is a quick nudge and a question, "You awake?"#MAFS
Even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day. Will Jess and Marfffa ever be able to tell the truth? One thing is certain though, these two are making enemies of their own futures #MAFS