Brian Ascenzo 'Cousin B'

Brian Ascenzo is a professional musician, composer, writer, producer, and audio engineer. 'Cousin B' is his precocious alter-ego.

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@mmpadellan Using Marxist terms to try and make THEM sound bad? It just makes him sound stupid(er).

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@GBC_Press I've heard that Ted Cruz carries around a laminated mini-version of his Harvard diploma because when he speaks no one believes he went there.

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@TruBluBrewCru @atrupar Cannot be impeached. Can be removed by a 2/3 vote in their chamber.

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@atrupar He really thinks the corruption IS the game.

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@StephenKing Schrodinger's Senator.

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@atrupar Well, he ought to be- he runs it.

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@McFaul Jared and Witkoff are there to make sure the real estate deal goes through if tRump lets him have Ukraine.

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@AnnieForTruth I wouldn't say 'in generations'. I'd say 'in history'.

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@Stornoway_Cove Here's a common sense idea that nobody will listen to- 13 elected, term limits, retirement age;
https://t.co/C9cg9Nnf7H

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@Acyn I think he's trying to launch a political social media career by trolling something the right already screams about. He'll never play pro ball again, and wants something to keep him rich and famous.

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@atrupar Who does he think he's kidding? Prices won't go down, they just won't go up as much.

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@Acyn I swear, they fucking relish the lying. He's proud of it.

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@Acyn The, let's change it.
https://t.co/C9cg9Nnf7H

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@Acyn You mean criminal record or official? Nevermind, they're both awful.

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@atrupar It's just flabbergasting. They really think people will believe that major surgery happens in elementary schools? Can the school nurse even give out aspirin, ffs?

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@CalltoActivism *anyone ever had.

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@_WhiteySupreme_ @WilliamShatner TV dinners is why they were called TV trays.

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@Acyn Of course, we won't do it in red states or in rich neighborhoods full of undocumented servants.

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@Acyn That's true. Jesus wasn't advocating the abolition of something he never heard of that wasn't invented for another 1780 years.

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@JoJoFromJerz Awwww. Well, Bill, I promise, when you die, we won't tie up the media for a week talking about you.