Cousin Mort

If it ain't #Illini, #DaBears, or #Grilled then it's garbage. Food expert. Best friends wit @Derick_Fabert. I will smash you into smithereens! #Oskee #BearDown

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@NFL @OU_Football @NFLonFOX Bears 89
Saints 0

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I read dis two days ago and woke up in Carle Hospital dis morning. Doc said I did not have a massive heart attack. He called it a “massive panic attack,” said I passed out, and hit my head on an empty Jets Pizza box. Da box saved my life.

@ChicagoBears how could you? #DaBears

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Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

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@colincowherd Get on da bandwagon.

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Umps screwed us! #Cubs

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@JasonLaCanfora Where’s Foghat?

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Bear for life

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Fox's No. 2 NFL analyst, Greg Olsen, wins the Sports Emmy over the network's No. 1 NFL analyst, Tom Brady. https://t.co/SLuFKUFgxn

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@RapSheet What a dumbass! Packers should cut him immediately.

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@ColBourbon Dat baby is loaded!

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Bears 60
Giants -5

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@CousinMort @NFL Well they better have 60 then

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@dmeyer312 @Deadspin Then they should trade him to Green Bay

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@NFL Bears by 4 touchdowns.

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#DaBears

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@CousinMort @Deadspin Totally. He would get along great with Caleb. They can paint nails together while the men in NY work their way back to greatness.

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@brandon_dart Tell Harbaugh you want Carter traded.

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@NJICEFOREVER @YahooSports But LT smokes da crack.

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@lt4kicks I’m just glad Dart kept his politics in the locker room and didn’t do anything public.

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@ProFootballTalk Glad #DaBears don’t have any issues and agree on everything.

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Play in Champaign. #DaBears

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Statement from Chicago Bears on the stadium

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@NFLonFOX @situationbears 17

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@steelers You wish!

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@wingoz Glad Bears didn’t draft him