COVIDprotips

We're gonna get through this, but it's gonna take some creativity, and lube.

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@chops_bailey @jnorrisii @kathrynbarger Writes an episode of one tree hill, thinks he's relevant, such an American success story.

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@chops_bailey @jnorrisii @kathrynbarger lol, johnny couldn't handle getting informed so he had to block me like a little baby who doesn't like facts.

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#covidprotip: STOP GOING TO PARTIES THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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#covidprotip: vote for the guy who hasn't basically been pretending that COVID would just go away on its own, for fuck's sake.
#BidenHarris2020 will have to do.

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COVID protip: Have an America hangover? Baking soda in water is the Best Antacid, and also produces sick burps.

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COVID protip: wear your god damn mask and don't fucking go to Florida.

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COVID protip: fuck the police. #justiceforgeorgefloyd

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This seems like something we need now.

[Toy Robot Media @ToyRobotMedia]

We got @pixel2600 over here updating all our emoji for the new world. You're welcome. 1/3

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Pro tip: talk all the shit you want now! As long as you cough a couple times, no one will come near you! Tell your dad he sucks! Call your neighbor a dipshit! Alienate away! #quarantinefun

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#quarantip: Running low on food? Have loud but tasty neighbors? Two birds, one stone!

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#quarantine #protip: if you don't have water at hand for washing down your vitamins or vitally necessary drugs, a nice cabernet will do just fine.

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#COVIDprotip: Now that we're all alcoholics and working from home, you can use that already-emptied Franzia bag as a lumbar support for your shitty office chair!

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@tealscott you're not wrong

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#covidprotip: save space by buying tools that do more than one thing.

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#COVIDprotip: People not distancing well enough around you? Wear a mask with red stains in front of your mouth, and people will give you some fuckin' distance for a change!

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shit, I should have ordered more of these from Collins & Coupe, my favorite San Diego cocktail supply store: https://t.co/q3kj492wJB

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my skillset of "Macgyver, but less sober" is perfectly suited for this new world

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give this man a fuckin' raise

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”

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#COVIDprotip: splice a Camelbak mouthpiece onto your bag of wine to make it handsfree and save time washing dishes.

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#partymedium quarantine tip: we're all drinking more these days, but if you use a much smaller cup, it helps conserve booze, or at least saves room on your desk!