Ayaan🇵🇸

kattar Nationalist | Cricket ❤️ | Sanatani Muslim🙏

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

I've never seen one good looking handsome Marathi man..
They all are 5'5 dark skinned with belly & surnames like muthmare laudhe gandhe etc..

Why is it so?

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Most intelligent Rohit fan ever

[AdityaVarma @AdityaVarma45_]

@Rohitfyy 0 sr is way better than -25 sr 😭🤡

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

@BeastKLR2 Abe iske idli ke toh fans bhi nhi h tujhe reply karne ke liye

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

If INDI alliance won the 2029 election then Rahul Gandhi could be first Gay Prime Minster of India.🏳️‍🌈

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

Not only is Rahul Ji’s phone tapped, but so might be your WhatsApp, Instagram, Telegram and dating apps like Tinder and Grindr.

Consider the facts:

1. The Home Minister personally approved waiving “Make in India” requirements to allow agencies to procure foreign phone-cracking technology, including Israel’s Cellebrite.

2. Delhi Police sought an “all-in-one” surveillance tool capable of accessing over 100 cloud services, including Google, Apple, WhatsApp, Instagram, Telegram, Discord and dating platforms such as Tinder, Grindr and OkCupid or platforms like Slack and OnlyFans

3. Pegasus spyware was used to target Indian journalists and human rights defenders in 2019. Amnesty International subsequently confirmed infections on the phones of journalists Siddharth Varadarajan and Anand Mangnale.

Think about that. The government is enabling agencies to acquire mass-surveillance technology with the capacity to penetrate phones, access cloud services and reach across platforms.

And we are supposed to believe that the phone of the one man it fears the most, Leader of the Opposition, is somehow beyond its reach?

Sounds like a joke.

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Suna hai isko madarchod likhne pe log pe like karke chale jate h

[Prakash Raj @prakashraaj]

Hai fraand.. where are you going.. what’s your plan today #justasking

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

@bet_helll Kyle Jamison

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

I laughed every time this guy tweeted

[Jyran @Jyran45]

Rohit Sharma should celebrate the anniversary of his iconic 264 knock by scoring a special number today.

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Lund lele mallu bsdk

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

🚨 INDIA NEEDS 334 RUNS TO WIN THE ODI SERIES ⏳

What is your prediction: Kohli Hundred or Rohit Hundred?

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Is mote gainde ko apni batting se zyada shubhman gill ki shadi ki chinta h

Bkl tu apni batting pe dhyan woh wc jeet jayega tu bas tv show karte rehna

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Rohit Sharma atleast deserve no criticism for his dismissal

But what bout' kohli , bad approach

Retire if you can't score century in next match

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Mera joota lele bc

[n. @beefryy]

@/Kohli bsdk 2 matches m 2 century chaiye meko.

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Dono buddhe flat pitch merchant retirement lele

India ki flat pitches me centuries marenge bahar duck me nipat jate h

Aur ye idli dancer yeh na toh ghar pe chalta h bhaar toh bhul hi jao

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Chokli duck loading 🤡

Rohit Sharma 100 in 63 balls loading 🔥

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

@imcryypt45 @rohitcapt45 Uske goti me hydro ka pani bhara h ky

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

If Virat Kohli were an actor, in which role would you like to see him?

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Ye Gurnoor brar bkl khud ko McGrath smjhta h kya , bc NZ ke cow jaise players ko aggression dikha rha kohli tak ko akar hatana pad rha h

Ek dum gawar lag rha h

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

@Faz1480251 @PunyJail Pakistani calling others jeet is diabolical irony 🤣

Who tf want to be suicide bomber/sister fcuker/terrorist/Cancer

I'm not chuslim

[Forbes @Forbes]

Jensen Huang Had A Third Affair—With Another Nvidia Employee, Report Says
https://t.co/aPNU1Nnm8f

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

Only weakness of Biharis in losing the debate with lizard fcukers.

[Ayaan🇵🇸 @CowandComedy]

@EffiRajput88 @UstaadAdna63680 @Samarth02_ @CMShehbaz Abe tmkC delulu kaum ,

Tumhe pajeet 6-0 lodah lassun ke alawa kuch ata h

Baap bakri khod rha h trump munir ko muneer imran Khan ki jail me leraha h , behn tumhari bua ka ldka chomd rha h
Ammi ko rashan atta wala
Tumhare bajji khatun china me bech rhe ho chomdne k liye 💔🤣