Niamh👅

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@Shannonsspanx @cattkerr

[Niamh👅 @CowanNema]

I’m sorry but there’s a red weather warning and I’ve seen people asking what gyms are open, take a day aff. The only prize you’ll be winning is for being the biggest weapon known to man

[Niamh👅 @CowanNema]

I’m sorry but what is with the hooker teddies build a bear are advertising

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@hayleymillarx Oh no oh no oh no no no no no

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Thought I had escaped the new year fear until the flashback I’ve just had of me making all my pals pals (majority of which I have never met before) sit down and watch me sing billy poo finger

[Niamh👅 @CowanNema]

Do men with deteriorating hairlines think they are fooling us with the massive swooping fringe? Go bald gracefully please for all our sakes

[Niamh👅 @CowanNema]

Imagine Lee Sutherland was your defence lawyer. Go in for a parking ticket n end up getting 10 year.

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That lassie Tommy Fury cheated with looks like the love child of sloth from the goonies and paddy mcguinness. It’s always the sort of lassies. Boak.

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@Andy_Matthias1 @ctimxo

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See if I was starving and had to wait for someone to do an “unbox my Chinese with me” video, I would kill myself and everyone else along with me

[Niamh👅 @CowanNema]

Being in the office on a Friday is not for the weak, haunted by middle aged men in skinny jeans and hoodies

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@cattkerr @queensofbravo Lmfao only Kathy

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@ctimxo @evildeadthing Those damn mole folk

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Who the fuck is still getting covid in this day and age, grow up

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@_Finchh That’s what I get for being a party pooper, pardon the pun

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Two years to the day that someone shat on my stairs cause I wouldn’t let them in my flat after the pub, still traumatised.

[Niamh👅 @CowanNema]

You did a good job of really fucking up my day

[Page Six @PageSix]

Lisa Rinna not interested in ‘RHOBH’ return: ‘I’ll never go back’ https://t.co/nLlhKvRaF4

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That hyrox is looking very homo erotic

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@NoContextBrits @carlyytimxo

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This is giving “as per my last email” energy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kate Middleton’s team issues statement to Page Six amid online speculation on her whereabouts:

“Kensington Palace made it clear in January the timelines of the Princess’ recovery and we’d only be providing significant updates. That guidance stands.”