Mad Mike

Chicken Sandwich Connoisseur

[Jesse Livermore @Jesse_Livermore]

Hard to even process -- a president selling market-moving information to banks and wealthy investors in advance of everyone else, and personally pocketing hundreds of millions of dollars from it. This alone is more worthy of impeachment than 100 Watergate cover-ups.

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

@therealmcnair @TeurSauce Happy Bday!

[` @ymmayerr]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Question here…

So why is Bibi Netanyahu at Lindsey Grahams funeral??!

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Benjamin Netanyahu gives specific orders to Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth at Lindsey Graham's funeral.

Netanyahu wags his finger, points at them, and tells them exactly what needs to be done.

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Jay Leno = All Time Great Dude and Lover of Cookies

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Mom had to steal this out of another suburban woman’s cart in ‘08 on Black Friday just to get it

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

Guitar Hero World Tour in 2008

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

@therealmcnair Dude just takes the right steps every way to establish AM as a new name in Golf that is RELIABLE

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Enzo Fernandez = Huge Piece of Shit

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Travis Scott being the first person you see in The Odyssey was genuinely hilarious bro

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

@culvers fine young man at the worlds largest culvers (which is kinda just slightly bigger than normal) was helping one of the customers with their car. Outstanding service!

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Hell yeah dude. Maybe morale will improve if more flyovers make civilians feel like Taliban members in the late 2000s. Great fucking thing my man…

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Fuck Argentina

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Shot lower than the temperature today

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Belgium player coming back to the field after barely falling down

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Fuck Greenland, I want the US to annex Belgium

[Jose Eguiguren @EguigurenJose]

Goodbye, Mexico. You’ve been the worst host: insulting your visitors, booing national anthems, attacking journalists and rival fans, and being helped by FIFA’s corruption to go further than your talent could ever take you. You showed the world your mediocrity.
#Mexico

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

Family got on my ass because I was upset about a few hard Bears losses 2 seasons ago.

Well, sister in law is Mexican so you can say I had a pretty good time rubbing in her loss #ItsCalledSoccer

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

I might be a dumb American but why is Canada playing in Houston TX??

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

USA plays Belgium next…

[Mad Mike @Cowboyjsn69]

World Cup is great because all of the people who hate on American sports usually root for their home country and I get to root against every single one of their countries and watch their hearts break and think of the beautiful full circle moment