GauMata

Parody of parodies

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Mitron. Aaj bada sexual din hai. Colourful din hai.

#Mitronsexual

#Modi

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

@MahuaMoitra

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Uplifting women since 2014.

Unprecedented growth in women since 2014.

[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

HAIL MODI like no one can even IMAGINE

👇🤣👇😝👇🤯👇🤔👇

"The height of women increased in Modi govt; the height of my own sisters increased by two inches"

OP Dhankhar,
BJP State President, Haryana

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Itne mein kaam ban jata hai kya?

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

Congress Leader Ahmed Patel Paid ₹30 Lakhs To Teesta Setalvad To Topple Modi Govt In Gujarat: SIT Submits To Gujarat HC - The Commune https://t.co/XzV0NwIC5a

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Easy to make comments, commitments and money off of dead people

[OpIndia.com @OpIndia_com]

NSA Ajit Doval lauds Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose, says India would not have been partitioned if he had been alive

https://t.co/i4hq2Y0nz3

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Please add BJP RSS also to the list

[OpIndia.com @OpIndia_com]

Hindu Sena approaches Delhi HC against Adipurush, says it makes a mockery of the Ramayana, Lord Ram, Sita and the Hindu culture

https://t.co/Y5ZUqProWp

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

If this fellow is talking about free speech come suck on my Udder

[Tejasvi Surya @Tejasvi_Surya]

Truly a Stalinist Govt in TN!

The @mkstalin Govt in Tamil Nadu is using all possible authoritarian tools to silence opposition & media.

Arrest of BJP TN Secretary @SuryahSG is its latest attempt to muzzle free speech.

@BJYM condemns this violation of fundamental rights.

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Searching for the big expose #HoldMyMilk

[Vijay Patel @vijaygajera]

BIG EXPOSE

Thread

1. Recently Rahul Gandhi has visited the USA and he has claimed that he has traveled with a normal truck driver.

But he was not a normal truck driver!

Before I tell you who was he let me show you some claims.👇

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

What did you recite ma? The greatness of Modiji?

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Love how the RW Hindutva brigade has turned on one of their own because of dialogue and that people adults believe that the Ramayan happened in reality and that in figure scenes no cuss words were used. Fucking morons.

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Two days ago uncle was screaming about tax terrorism. Bugger swims in his own shit.

[Mohandas Pai @TVMohandasPai]

These are sold out souls who peddle narratives abusing india, easy to do because they are experts at this! India has developed tremendously,look at latest data in NFHS 5

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Oceans level 1000

[ANI @ANI]

Bihar |60-feet long-abandoned steel bridge stolen by thieves in Rohtas district

Villagers informed some people pretending as mechanical dept officials uprooted bridge using machines like JCB & gas-cutters. We've filed the FIR:Arshad Kamal Shamshi, Junior Engineer,Irrigation dept

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

@Jasonphilip8 Child, you need a good mix of gaumutra and Islamophobia not a degree

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

@7sqhs @chengisada @simplykashif Modiji is even more dangerous

[Blockchain For Impact (Official) @BFI_Impact]

We look forward to working with @iitdelhi , @USAID and @IPEGlobal in making this a success.”
5/n

#WomensDay #WomensDay2022 #HappyWomensDay2022

[Blockchain For Impact (Official) @BFI_Impact]

Talking about this, @sandeepnailwal - Founder Crypto Relief mentioned, “It is our core belief that we need more #women and people of other genders in the innovation and entrepreneurship space and the fund has taken an initial step in this direction...
4/n

[Blockchain For Impact (Official) @BFI_Impact]

This will enable access of grants to #startups, thereby empowering them to build for the nation.
3/n

[Blockchain For Impact (Official) @BFI_Impact]

On this international #WomensDay - 8th March, 2022, we are announcing our interest to prioritize women-led businesses in #healthcare.
1/n

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

Someone tell poop India that this is profiling that is unethical and the point of protesting against CAA was exactly this, if you look at the law strictly only Hindu's would have been brought back and hence the protest. Fucking idiots

[OpIndia.com @OpIndia_com]

Indian student Rashid Rizwan stranded amid war had protested against CAA in Ukraine: Details https://t.co/pGdaUVTxW6

[GauMata @CowfromUP]

At least VCs put money and claim credit for inflated success of startups.

[Piyush Goyal @PiyushGoyal]

भारतीय युवाओं में आज Entrepreneurship एक नई ऊंचाई पर है।

2014 में जहां भारत में कुछ सौ रजिस्टर्ड स्टार्टअप थे। वहीं आज इनकी संख्या 60 हजार के पार हो चुकी है।

इसमें भी 80 से ज्यादा Unicorn हैं, जिसमें से 40 से ज्यादा तो 2021 में ही बने हैं: PM @NarendraModi जी