Samuel

60% water 40% sandwiches

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

JPMorgan: "cryptocurrencies would uniquely protect portfolios against a simultaneous loss of faith in a country’s currency and its payments system, because they are produced and they circulate outside conventional and regulated channels" 1/2

[Southwestern University @SouthwesternU]

Yesterday our beautiful campus had a snow day!
Photo Credit: Carlos Barron Jr. ‘10

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

When it lightly snows in Texas

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Storming the Capital Building was like a million times easier than the Area 51 raid WTF

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

Someone find the video please. @TBault1 @srirachadog @J_Welsh_ @KaiKnightTurcan @bishopbrayden

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

So @bishopbrayden, a time zone is a designated area of the globe that observes a uniform standard time for legal, commercial, and social purposes.

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

@jubro97 @TBault1 Big facts frog guy

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

@srirachadog @ChrisLuca Luca when was the last time you’ve said “the United States and Israel have a relationship with a galactic federation and their underground base is on Mars”

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

“This cooperation includes a secret underground base on Mars, where there are American and alien representatives.”

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this.

Or so he claims.

Reporting by @AaronReich

https://t.co/pj7VpuqMGl

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

@cuervo1325 Congrats bro!

[CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley]

🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨

with living legend @WakaFlocka

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

The AP got it right 👍

1. Alabama
2. Notre Dame
3. Ohio State
4. Clemson
5. Texas A&M
6. Florida
7. Cincinnati
8. BYU
9. Miami
10. Indiana

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

@boothblakely *rubs forehead twice* hahahaha damn what a fucking great app

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

This image just brought back so many memories hahaha @boothblakely

[KB @kbnoswag]

Everyone who retweeted shit like this in 2012 is an assistant high school football coach with multiple DUIs and an extremely active Facebook account now

[Bloomberg Economics @economics]

BREAKING: As expected, Fed officials kept monetary policy in a holding pattern, leaving interest rates near zero and making no change to asset purchases, as the final results of U.S. presidential and congressional elections remain uncertain https://t.co/iDKig42rHo

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

Ah yes, perfect timing.

[The Independent @Independent]

Mysterious radio signal is coming from inside our galaxy, scientists announce https://t.co/l6xNtaZQHi

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

You are here

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

I was maybe 6. Spurs vs. Lakers. Tight game. Ref blows a call, the words “Ref you freaking suck” come instantly out of my mouth. Dad picks me up by the shirt collar and we left the game. Bummer I couldn’t see the ending.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

What's your earliest Spurs memory?

[Samuel @coxeyyy]

You knew this was gonna be trash once you saw the blue gloves.

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

Can we have a moment for the tallest apple pie of ALL TIME? 😱 This is insane, @TheBlueOwl!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

This haircut discussion on @SECNetwork is really funny. Trust me: