Alexandre Flockazette

A wee lad who loves footy #COYG #TimbersArmy #ForwardMadison #Messi #NAILS

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

We just got food chained nobody. We got food chained by the option to simply not sign for us. Everton got food chained by a man remembering he has free will and doesn’t have to come here

[Harold R. Kuntz @HaroldRKuntz3]

Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.

[Feli @pilludinho]

Los yanquis aprendieron a jugar al soccer

[Molly @FSUmollz]

We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Goalkeeping remains the most reactive position in football. If a striker misses six chances and scores the winner, he is the hero.

A goalkeeper can perform flawlessly for 89 minutes and still leave the stadium blamed for one positional mistake or one shot that swerves unexpectedly late.

A forward’s contribution is more visible whereas a goalkeeper's influence is often preventative, subtle and psychological.

Goalkeepers spend entire matches trying to prevent the very thing football exists to celebrate. They are the sport’s disruptors, the villain in the narrative.

Nobody buys tickets hoping to see a goalkeeper dominate and yet, when teams win titles, the truly great sides almost always have one.

@mattpyzdrowski explains why goalkeepers like Arsenal's outstanding David Raya rarely win the sport's top individual awards and argues why that should really happen more often.

🔗 https://t.co/5bjL3uI7yC

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

This will set back @USMNT for decades

[Kaka @KAKA]

Cut back 😂

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

I think criticism of the manager is really harsh. That was as good a performance away vs. City as you can expect. Bold, front-footed tactics. Scored from a high press. Created a lot. Fixed every issue from the Carabao. Not really sure what more you can expect. That was good.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Cursed football club. I don’t know what more to say.

[Nathan 🦉 @Nathanswfc2004]

Fucking R2D2 filming it or what?

[Yureed Elahi @yureedelahi]

How deep to PL teams sit vs Arsenal?
Updated version of the viz. Worked on the design a lot so it's more easier to understand at least.

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Does Arteta know I’m fighting for him on WhatsApp groups???

[Ken @K3N3_X]

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after a successful hatewatch?

[Jacky @MCFC_Jacky]

Pep man

[Marc with a C @MarcWilliams22]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
He’s in the waiting room
He hopes his knee gets better
Does Jean phillipe Mateta

[YankeeGunner 🏆 @YankeeGunner]

we are in an historic hate-watch bull market

[🥷 @secretsourc]

Palmer genuinely could be a one season wonder all things considered.