Hal

she/they/coyode. a softie and a software engineer. unironically in love w comic sans. opinions are my own

[Sy Brand @TartanLlama]

I am a:
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 compiler

Looking for a:
⚪ man
⚪ woman
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[Horse JS @horse_js]

🔥🔥🔥 JavaScript tip: hahahahha

[Hal @coyodeHal]

@LucySuddenly <3

[Florin Pop 👨🏻‍💻 @FlorinPop17]

Most used website by developers:

http://localhost:3000/

[Hal @coyodeHal]

@MattMilton15 rip to all the unused beer in the d e a t h smell closet

[Hal @coyodeHal]

why is la croix sold out everywhere. what am i supposed to eat

[Hal @coyodeHal]

@TheCodePixi @FrancescoCiull4 same same same same. i'm convinced the results change every time

[takuma @takuma_okada_]

blaseball is 17776 for gays whose r/nosleep is SCP. it’s basically the sexymax2019 of folks who listened to the fake baseball names bit from friends at the table the same way horse_ebooks is dril for people whose Magnus Archives is ARGonauts. it’s not very hard to understand tbh

[Every DNA @EveryDNA]

gay sword DNA

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[Hal @coyodeHal]

#github cleaned up nice today

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Actually you just got ROCKED by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign w/ fake ticket reservations & tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID

Shout out to Zoomers. Y’all make me so proud. ☺️

[my heart will gwan @KevyD_]

couldn’t have said it better myself @quintabrunson 🌈

[Witch Baby @GoAskAvery]

TL;DR stands for “The Lord; Da Rings”

[Hal @coyodeHal]

mailto: links should be banned. who is behind their continued existence? who is to blame for this

[Kap @kapehe_ok]

javascript why u do dis? 😶

[Kia K. @imkialikethecar]

why do i stay up really late for SoftBank's earnings every quarter? for amazing presentation slides like this, of course:

[Hal @coyodeHal]

March was the month that my work went entirely #remote. I always knew I was happier working from home, but now I have demonstrable evidence that I am also more productive 💪 #wfh #CodeNewbies

[Hal @coyodeHal]

are you a #softwareengineer? are you established? go send this person some money to get her own career off the ground. https://t.co/cPMJ1MbVaK
i know you've spent 30 bucks on something useless in the past month -- so even it out! support #womenintech !!