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Rosie O'Donnell in her cozies

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Of course I'll play Bannon! I'm already in costume! @nbcsnl

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Thank you, thank you everyone really! But today is about military veterans, not veteran comediennes. #VeteransDay

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Things I love about autumn:

Staying in
Oscar Desperation
Shearling clothing
Hot Apple Cider w/ Zzzquil

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Cozy's O'Donnell's Chicken Soup:
Boil one qt. chicken stock, bring to a simmer, add 2 lbs. of chicken fettuccine alfredo. Serve in bed.

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Currently in the pockets of my robe: 1 bag of assorted rhinestones, 12 Lipitor, 1 empty jar of peanut butter, Starbucks gift card worth $78

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Mercury is in retrograde, which means i'll be laying on my left side for positive potential energy and GI realignment.

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Cozy's Crafternoons: Today we use a hammer to make old mugs into ceramic tumblers. Handles are so 2013. What year is it?

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The genius of sweatpants: You don't have to wear undies or real pants... or sweatpants even.

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How many times have I watched Frozen? That depends, in bed or in total?

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Even though I left @TheView it will always be my fifth or sixth home that I bought just to cash out on.

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#GoodBye2theVIEW I'd like to thank @BarbaraJWalters for always letting me wear #danskos on air

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Cozy's Crafternoons: today we're making fingerless gloves in just one easy step!

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Currently in the pockets of my robe: $400 in cash, a pack of American cheese slices, 12 Costco receipts, a handful of loose pills.

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#drinkofchoice Scotch Whisky and Throat Coat, served room temp. With a crushed ambien if we're celebrating

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RT @TheCut "Trend Watch: Not getting out of bed." http://t.co/yhF94ejGFU -
Way ahead of you, @MarkRuffalo. Ur playing w/ the big dogs now!

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@nayarivera was right! White people do shower too much! I, for one, am doing something about it.

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Anything less than 10 hours a night is a crime against yourself and the people you love. #peace2015

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Fresh hot chocolate with homemade marshmallows. Someone in my home made these? Who homemade these marshmallows?! ☕️

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However much #ThroatCoat tea you think I can drink: double it, double it again, now you're in the ballpark.