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I climb tanks for a living & get tanked on the weekend. HUGE FAN of 2.5 or the 3 major H town teams (looking at you Texans) I miss my mom everyday

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🚨Great pitcher reaction thread🚨

I’ll start:

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I just watched THE BEST documentary on weed!

I will definitely watch all other documentaries this way from now on

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Someone asked me if I was interested in going to a yoga class with them

I told them “Namaste Here”

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Normal Twitter people: “Here’s my opinion and/or stance on a certain situation”

Other Twitter people: “Y’arent ready for what I have to say…If you want to hear it though, DM me

Also Others: “I have a complete solution to the problem…I’ll share it with 1000 likes”

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@SUPARA_STROSFAN SUPARA!! ❤️❤️❤️

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@Jenni_77 Are they for sell? If so, when can we meet so you can give me the one you bought for me? ❤️🧡💛💚💙

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That was quite the USFL game!

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@BDrew18 #Coaching Material

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I never in a MILLION YEARS would’ve thought coaching Coach Pitch with 6-7 year olds would be so cut throat….

They don’t understand who they are trying to pull this on though, so let the fun begin

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@adamclanton @RTepera @astros I never realize how much of a treasure this is until the season starts back up….

Much Love Clanton!

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@BDrew18 Thanks for the invite 😢

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@gregscheiderich Lol!

When I have to do ANYTHING I have a couple drinks and rips

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Hello everyone, long time no see!

I was at the park waiting for y’all to come smoke some with me and you never showed up….

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@gregscheiderich Little bit of this, little bit of that….just got off a 14 hr shift

How have you been?

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I would love @joerogan to invite @TheoVon @tomsegura @bertkreischer and @bobbyleelive all on his podcast. The hilarity that would ensue would be mind blowing!!

#2Bears1Cave
#TPW
#TigerBelly
#jre

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@BiggestTexanFan Reserve the day for what?

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@BDrew18 @TheFiggyFig Yo quiero mota

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@BDrew18 @TheFiggyFig My name was Get your head off the desk and Pay Attention

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@_bigounce What job/career field is this for? A good looking resume to you looks different to the ones looking at it.

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@BiggestTexanFan Still waiting on a pool invite….you should have my number

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@Clutchfan05 How has life been treating you?