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Parody account of the greatest leader Cedar Point has ever had. Truth? Humor? Maybe both.

[Dick @CP_DickyK]

@FinalBossXL Have you ever watched a football game bc that’s the ring at the 50 yard line? Plenty of video shows that. Sounds like you are too busy watching Indy Japan wrestling. What a mark ⬆️

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@RichZimmerman51 You’ll be hearing from my lawyer if you do.

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So if they can’t open Wild Mouse, how they breaking records on Dragster?

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So yeah Steel Vengeance is legit, but you better have a good follow up soon!

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@LightningRodOps Who did you please today? I want a name.

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How to have fun at Volcano Bay: 1. Leave 2. Go to Pandora at Animal Kingdom #BetterYetJustComeToCedarPointAndRideSomeRealRides

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@LightningRodOps LOLZ. Even Dragster was open year 2!

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Suckers! This was my plan all along!

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The only thing worse than these Cedar Fair announcements would be improving employee housing

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@WorstCoasterFan what's a "flat" ride? New coaster concept?

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Oh I forgot to congratulate Matt on his awesome announcement of 2 new parking lots at CP.

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LOLZ Geauga Lake fans.

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Universal caught with their hand in their pants again! First no Jurassic World ride, now no Pokemon ride #KongStillSucks

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@WorstCoasterFan laws are dumb. Ohio said I have to give free water.... So I gave them a shot glass sized cup!

[CP Wildcat @CedarPtWildcat]

DICK KINZEL LOVED WILDCAT WHY MATT OUIMET NOT LOVE WILDCAT HE MEAN @CEDARPOINT

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@WorstCoasterFan #Truth #WheresMyGiga

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@WorstCoasterFan Hell Yes #ReinstateDickKinzel

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@WorstCoasterFan if CP was still under my control we would every year dammit #FuckApollo

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@WorstCoasterFan hell, I should have raised the prices!