Armadillo, CPA

I'm an armadillo.

I'm an accountant.

I only follow attractive people

[Laur @wxxtie]

how a man eats your pussy tells you everything you need to know about how he feels about you

[Sqwirrel Of The Faint Smile @sqwirrelofrage]

Happy Tuesday… and if you celebrate, happy titty Tuesday..

Small ones matter too! Go look at some, even if they’re your own 🤣

[SylviaPlath @LexisDeanna]

I'm having a hard time trying to build a new computer chair sos

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@littleredwinx I accept

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@pugznjugz The new grandma with jugs?

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

"He wanted to *indoctrinate* young men."

Fixed it.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

you MUST watch this with sound

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@maybeimabelle Do they need an accountant?

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@punishedmother Just kinda staring tbh

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@Bronwin1231 @classmonitor22 That school was foolish

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

Hey what does it mean when the OF woman is just asking about your day during her break, and chatting about whatever? Like not trying to sell to you just talking.

Asking for an armadillo friend of mine

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@AdelynMooreNY The darkening shadow in the corner

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@tiramisutoni We love to see it.

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@notleviosA934 Can I be in love with you?

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@suredickhead It must be like cte levels of brain damage because who could forget!?

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@CallieGirllxxx Looked for your cashapp, couldn't find it

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@CallieGirllxxx My whole life.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The year is 2026. I have defaulted on my burrito loan.

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@baysueb I did NOT know they sat that pretty...

The notes...

The uh... death notes.

[Armadillo, CPA @CPArmadillo]

@avbebop Whatever you say, ma'am