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plz recommend therapissed

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pressing charges against dora for the gaslighting

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it’s always about cp3 and never about cp ME

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funfetti gives me #girlboss energy

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the highest honor i ever received was someone telling me “you seem like you’d be a fun person to go to home depot with”

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hi my name is claudia and i’m extremely bad at rolling bags of chips back up

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will ferrell never understood the assignment

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crazy how different “i don’t know” can sound

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what are consequences? we are on a floating rock

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ok but miranda cosgrove is a bird

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in this life you’re either a cop or a robber

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one of my favorite hobbies is greeting a group of ✨alpha✨ men “good morning ladies!”

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rip frank sinatra he would’ve loved nicki minaj

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@Megatron393 can you correct it please i don’t like soda

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blue moon is coke and shock top is pepsi

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i identify as a gym class hero

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i don’t care how much trauma i have, people trust me with the aux so my mother is perfect

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calling it a vibe check instead of a date takes the pressure off of you

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egg noodles? more like keg noodles. let’s drink

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can someone please steal my identity i don’t want it anymore

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tim and moby are top tier