Curtis P. Magnum

I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Weird Owl

[Curtis P. Magnum @Cpedd97]

@jimjefferies Wait that's a real picture? I assumed it was shopped. I don't think I've ever been happier to be Canadian

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Expand my brain, learning juice!" #NationalBeerDay

[Curtis P. Magnum @Cpedd97]

@devon_hawes That's a bit strange

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Just falcon around.

[OpTic Crimsix @Crimsix]

100,000,000 RTs and I'll get this.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"It's been St. Patrick's day for hours and I'm still not drunk yet. Oh, It's never gonna be 9:00." #HappyStPatricksDay

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Kent O'Brockman live on Main St, where today everyone is a little bit Irish. Except of course, for the gays & the Italians." #StPatricksDay

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Step aside. I'll deliver this baby."
"Why don't you let me handle it, Homer?"
"Oh, college boy eh?"

[Curtis P. Magnum @Cpedd97]

@tdasilva07 @J_Pedd09 lol yes it is

[Curtis P. Magnum @Cpedd97]

@J_Pedd09 "why does everyone hate Bob Ross? He helps me sleep"

[Curtis P. Magnum @Cpedd97]

@devon_hawes it always sucks because we always get suckered in to buying a mediocre coffee just for the chance of winning a free one

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Don't you hate pants?!

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Wonder why @ladygaga decided to do an unfunny version of my song?

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

This Incredible Comic Perfectly Captures What It Would Look Like If An Alligator Wore A Bow Tie https://t.co/ay5giLzKk2

[Only Hip Hop Facts @OnlyHipHopFacts]

17 years ago today, Dr. Dre released Forgot About Dre Featuring Eminem.

[Curtis P. Magnum @Cpedd97]

@ChesterBe can't wait, is it gonna sound like Hunting Party or be totally different again?