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Am I a bot that only attracts attractively profile pictured bots? What is going on?

Trump was always right except that he changes his mind with wives.

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Choose the Coolest Kids.
The California Raisins or Turtles In a Half Shell?

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@onorma_ Moveon

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@gman5180 I'd ask her why she didn't use the key I gave her.

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@Ella_5b8 Son, dot your I's and don't cross your Tease.

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@mlrobb1957 The Honeymooners.

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@Pamela_21111 It is a callus removal tool.

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@GinaPa2 The glass of flat soda that you were going to drink it anyway but a fly landed on the rim of the glass.

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@sofia_588 Let's say he is attached at his hands.

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@Montgomery62f @oelma__ Fresh 🦈

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@oreillyj933 @_brownie0_ I have some shifty neighbors. If removing a dog will shut them up I am in.

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@Georgia_07os A spatula to finish that salmonella off the eggs.

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@Gini_220 14

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@CastellKim Vodka.

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@Fanty593 That cleavage looks out of place but let me quadruple check it.

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@onorma_ An organ would look nice. Maybe a liver.

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@zahrafatma1278 Are those wine bottles?

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@2nd_zoeyy A cold.

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@otokyo__ Not this one.