CPFC

OFFICIAL Twitter account of Cheesy Pranktatoes FC. Formerly Calf Daddys FC; Cherry Poppers FC. New name, same tradition. Play hard. Win big. -- Est. 2012

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CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OLE OLE OLE!!!

Division 8 Champions! Led by talismanic captain Gimli Gumbo and prolific attackers Brendon Joseph and Zucchini Starbucks, CPFC went 4 unbeaten to turn around a slow start and win the title.

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Champions!

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It is with great pleasure that we announce that Dave McKay is a good for nothing wank

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We’re pleased to announce we’ve reached an agreement with @Arsenal for the loan signing of Mattéo Guendouzi through the end of the season, pending a haircut

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we signed zoro

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The club would like to go on record to condemn the toxicity and vitriol spewed by U-19 infidel @TheZLATmachine. It was only through the exceptional leadership and unmatched skill of our talismanic captain, Gimli Gumbo that the team was able to stick together and pick up points

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@Miklovin_30 5

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Club Statement: Saint Louis FC Head Coach Dale Schilly has been relieved of coaching duties. https://t.co/rhsIpdhXYX

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@PizzaAtTheDlsco deactivate

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@PizzaAtTheDlsco me?

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@Zocy_ racist

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@MLS @GoldCup fire Geiger

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Official Team News here: https://t.co/I8jHMO1vGG

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Dusty's reaction to his appointment to @CPFCTweet

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@tybeqfootball telepathy

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#CPFC are also pleased to announce that Dusty Baker has been appointed as the new Director of Football Operations

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#CPFC have agreed a one year contract with former Tigers manager Phil Weston. #WelcomePhil

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#CPFC and Bubba Bequette have reached a mutual agreement to part ways following tonight's loss.

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Official last match of the season tonight. Excited let's make our fans proud!! Lets get it!!! #CPFC @CPFCTweet