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Fuck everyone, especially you.

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@NerdxFerguson @801PUNX Art is like people, some of it is beautiful, thought provoking, an experience to be lived. Then there's you buddy, Jk you're not human.

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See. We're not all terrible! https://t.co/4CHr7i1kaz

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I think this is what I'm getting!!! https://t.co/Z7OpMlpqZD

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Burn em all. https://t.co/Fg6ClqI9UU

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People are SO amazed when Churches won’t open their doors for SHELTER… The Church HUSTLE is as cold as it gets….

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@NerdxFerguson @amywinehouse This is a great one!!!

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@NerdxFerguson What are you looking to do.... the air conditioning field is always busy.

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@hausedave Good job homie!

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@nikkihaley You want some cheese with that whine?

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@hausedave ....and they saw a duck.

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Oh man. If @united would've allowed me to bring my guitar to the gate I would've paid extra to jump on this direct flight to Philly.

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It's official @united is a bummer. Made me check my guitar - I guess they hate the law. https://t.co/VVlAi7z3jr

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@NerdxFerguson @UnitedAirlines @united @joevasion Fuck I'm old

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@801PUNX @BJAofficial @MikeDirnt @GreenDay Yoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@RogueSNRadvisor Fired cause he was tall huh?

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@realDonaldTrump Covfefe "I pocket twitted an unfinished thought and instead of owning a mistake (because you're a gigantic douche) you try to play it off."

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@realDonaldTrump Hey dick bag start worrying about the country and not what the Obamas did... grow up you fuckin' spoiled brat.

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File under @realDonaldTrump is still a moron:

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@dwarfcraft I wish she would've swallowed him.

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@RogueSNRadvisor Yo!!! Dyin' laughing.