Christopher Porter

[Christopher Porter @CPorter]

@submarine_lemon @JohnOSullivan36 😲!!! You mean… I get my life back?? 🥲

[Christopher Porter @CPorter]

@steveirons @mikeaubrey2 @JonesHowdareyou Steve, buddy, that wasn’t sick leave, and it was my honeymoon. I know you’re upset that I didn’t bring you macadamia nuts from Hawai’i, but we could only bring back so much!

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@PRat18226462 @crikey_news @quaedvliegs I’m sorry, can you please be more specific?

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@tvitin @davidbewart @HonTonyAbbott @cporterwa Okay, so… you’ve got @cporterwa tagged, so I know you know who you were looking for… why have I been dragged into this? Do you need my advice on something? I charge $100 USD per hour 😁

[Christopher Porter @CPorter]

@HonTonyAbbott @cporterwa Well, today is your lucky day! Im actually still in the workforce and I foresee many long decades of good work ahead of me! 😁

[Christopher Porter @CPorter]

@davidbewart @HonTonyAbbott @cporterwa Honestly, I’ve been racking my brain for quite some time now, and I still have no idea why people tag me in these tweets. Still, I’m sorry to disappoint.

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@Neil1808 No, actually, I don’t think he was, thanks

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@JohnOSullivan36 @submarine_lemon @Kon__K Thank you! You the real one 🥲

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@arian_alb @ScottMorrisonMP Again with these allegations? Listen, I don’t know who said what, but I’d recommend checking your facts before putting people’s names out there willy-nilly!

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@PeevanOooooo Ooh, don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m actually not running 😬

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@ricklevy67 @PeterDutton_MP @AndrewLamingMP Hey I’m just out here trying my best. Am I the most emotionally resilient? I wouldn’t say so. But I’m in therapy and I’ve been making some real progress, thank you

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@peteChill But I’ve only been married once…

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@reinburr @vanOnselenP No worries!

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@John_M_bps @RonniSalt @ScottMorrisonMP @JoshFrydenberg @PeterDutton_MP We’ve GOTTA be more careful about these allegations.

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@ScrewMorrison @Lisa_Wilkinson @ScottMorrisonMP @Barnaby_Joyce @AndrewLamingMP :(

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@murraysewerrat @ScottMorrisonMP @LiberalAus That’s right, I’ve breached no standard! Tell ‘em!

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@sohifee90 @reinburr @vanOnselenP So I’ve heard! Still confused as to what a quisling is, though…

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@talkingwalk @annapianna1 All good! 😁

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@gallak48 @ScottMorrisonMP Hmmmm I wonder if this means I’ll get fewer mentions

[Christopher Porter @CPorter]

@1958_BestYear @ScottMorrisonMP @nswpolice @BreakfastNews Best at avoiding scrutiny. I’m not even in the country, man!