Claude Porterfield

Star Wars (dark side), entrepreneur, parties, girls, country music

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This man has been beat by Econ

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“Sorry can’t clean the house today my Econ midterm is Wednesday” #businessmajor

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Enough to make a grown man cry

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I just wanna speed and listen to Playboi Carti’s new alblum, is that too much to ask for? This pussy won’t go over 20 #pleaseshrink

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Upgrade your walls douche bag

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@Big_A_Santiago Burn your throat?

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God forgive a guy gets his hand on a microphone, my bad

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@BismoFunyens Life gives you lemons - Lemonade

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How can other peoples excavators be sold so well when our prices are next to nothing!? (A question that has stumped temu executives for ages)

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Saving a word document as a PDF is impossible, if anyone knows ball LANK

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Saloon doors aren’t used enough. Nothing like pushing both of these bad boys open at the same time