Before Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final, ESPN showed a big ol' video featuring the culture of the Carolina Hurricanes' biggest fans, the Caniacs, written by @ESPNMcGee#SoundTheSiren#ForgedInGold#NHL#StanleyCup
To the Brave Soldiers of Carolina,
Men of valor,
Once more, you have carried the day and etched your names into the annals of triumph. The enemy, the Ottawa Regiment, did not yield easilyโthey pressed, they challenged, and they fought with commendable resolve. Yet even in their fiercest moments, it was plain to any man with eyes that Providence had already chosen the victor.
Time and again, their volleys came nearโdangerously nearโonly to veer aside as if guided by an unseen hand. Shots that might have struck true instead drifted harmlessly away, as though deflected by the will of the Almighty Himself. Take heed, men: such signs are not coincidence, but confirmation that our cause is righteous and favored.
The battleโs turning point came with a bold strike from Private First Class Jankowskiโa blow that would have sealed the contest outright, were it not for the curious interference of local authorities, who erected a barricade and denied us the immediate spoils. Yet fate cannot be delayed forever.
For in the decisive moment, Major Martinook rose to glory and delivered the final, crushing blow upon the foe.
WHAT A GUY!
Let his name ring through the camps tonight, a symbol of grit and unyielding spirit.
Now, men, do not grow comfortable in victory. The enemy retreats northward, battered and shaken. We shall not grant them rest. Prepare yourselves at onceโready your gear, steady your heartsโfor we march upon their stronghold. The road leads to Ottawa, and we shall pursue this fleeing regiment until their resistance is but a memory.
Stand tall, soldiers of Carolina. Victory follows youโand destiny awaits.
By my command,
Jordan L Staal
GEN, CAR
Commanding
#SoundTheSiren #GoSensGo