CP Elevator Gossip

Things heard in the Cal Poly's elevators (or on campus) do not stay in the elevators. Email what you hear: [email protected].

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"Wowwwww my chugging days are over" #parentsweekend

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#1: You're not useless, you can be used as a bad example.

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#1: I'd judge you, but I'd also snapchat you.

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#1: Are you near sighted, far sighted, or just a hipster?

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#1: Explaining coolers to geeds was more difficult than the Linear midterm that kicked my ass today

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#1: I think it would be fun to go to his formal with him
#2: And you've already hooked up with him so you wouldn't be adding to your list!

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#1: Sharing a bottle of wine is what I do on nights I'm not drinking.

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#1: I just wanna laugh every time I see a "Roll Pike" shirt. They did nothing but roll themselves right off campus.

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#1: I'm a professor and life without math doesn't make a whole lot of sense for me. But life with math doesn't make much sense either.

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1: It's all non CLA majors, so they know nothing about the real world. Just engineers that measure shit with proctors.
2: Uh a protractor?

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#1: She's one of those girls where if she wasn't my sister, we wouldn't like her.

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#1: I'm all for you doing you, unless that means walking around campus barefoot or hula hooping on Dexter.
#2: Yeah don't do that.

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#1: Shrimp: The Chicken of the Sea.
#2: No, that's tuna. Idiot.
#1: Shrimp: The Popcorn Chicken of the Sea.

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#1: This line at Starbucks is just as long as the lines in Disneyland.

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#1: Like sorry I stole his bottle of Jack...I'm just trying to be a dabby girl.
#2: Yeah, exactly, it's our right.

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#1: She said she’s studying on the 5th floor.
#2: Inviting you to the floor where you’re not allowed to talk? Dude take the hint.

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#1: I want an In N Out burger and a shake.
#2: You mean a burger and water, or fries and a shake.
#1: I always forget you can't do both.

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#1: He was low-key trying to get at me.
#2: Yeah, but he was short...and, Cuesta.
#3: Definitely Cuestaionable.

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#1: You're doing physics, switch your calculator to degrees.
#2: Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do. You're not my mom.

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#1: Brooks Brothers is having their corporate sale. 30% off dude.
#2: I know, I can't study. So fucking distracting.