John Conrony

CEO at @SafeMoon | Parody | Windmill

Enthusiast

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@davidgokhshtein #SafeMoon
....I need commisary money for prison Dave. Help me out.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@MustyOdor @Forbes I mean, if he can get me out of prison I'll be his rent a bride.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

Hey @Forbes do you think you could help me out with commisary?

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@vainxyz #safemoon

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@Crypto__AL Ya, Im homeless now also. Fuckin feds took my stolen houses.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@StarDawgs Love to see the #safemoon ecosystem thrive

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@FrankieHollyw10 Hell ya, Ive got some more #safemoon if you guys want some.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

#SafeMoon Army, um, could I get a ride to the bus station later?

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

Fuck you guys, Im going to prison.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

I'm taking my rekt Audi, this trampoline, and this scarf I was gifted and leaving, fuck you guys
- John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

Very productive day of meetings on Capitol Hill.
It's exciting to see these flags that policymakers who understand the importance of blockchain technology & want to see American innovation within the space, have been near. #SAFEMOONARMY #SAFEMOON #SAFEMOONONTHEHILL

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

#SafeMoon would like to make it clear that we do not support @Cptjack887, the clown boy who has been defending us. He was fired from the German SafeMoon Telegram for being a carny. Please disregard individuals like him, he just wants to give me a rimjob. Thank you

-John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

Hey there #SafeMoon family!

SafeMoon is now cutting up the LP in parts after losing 2 million dollars. We'll be dishing out the scraps into the SafeMoon Bridging Liquidity Pools

We'll be constantly shifting around the scraps to make it look like we know what we're doing.

-John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

We are thrilled to reveal the launch of the #safemoon Blockchain
We have taken every measure to guarantee optimal security for our entire community.
However,
the safest approach to maintain our community's security is to refrain from releasing it altogether.

- John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@CatchTheLive Actually I'm real, John Karony is fake.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

I wanted to update the #safemoon community about the recent lawsuit.
It's important at this time that everyone avoids believing the things you see posted on Twitter.
They are uninformed and may be factually incorrect.
Especially if they come from that fuckin dumbass Champ.

-John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@darrenrobinson We at #SafeMoon appreciate your unwavering support.
Without washed up celebrities like you, we would have a much harder time stealing from these idiots.
Thanks.

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

We are proud to announce the release of the #safemoon marketplace.
We are taking all of the steps we can to insure the highest standard of security for our whole community.
The best way to do that, is to just not release it.
Ever.
Because we're not very good at anything.

- John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

Welcome to the grand reopening of our glorious rocket, dear SafeMoon victims!
Our trading scam is now live, thanks to our amazing team.
Follow us for more exciting updates as we keep you hooked and desperate for more.
Thank you for being such easy targets!

-John

[John Conrony @CptHodr]

@RockomaniaMan @CharlesKarony @Larry__legnd @johnkarony @barajallygroup Weird, it's almost like something just happened with #safemoon that demonstrates johns total incompetency..... hmmm, idk cant think if it. LMFAO