Captain Literally

|Parody acct; not affiliated with #studioC| When someone misuses the word literally it's my job to literalize their reality and restore balance to the universe.

[Captain Literally @CptnLiterally]

@JimVilk You thought you could best me so easily, eh?

[Captain Literally @CptnLiterally]

Well would you look at that! I’m still alive. 😮

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@kurt_svenson @StudioC_tv @ThatMattMeese

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@Livy861 I'd be lost in the middle of the woods

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Then I would probably rip their heart out of their chest and shove it in their mouth idk https://t.co/TCbZ9lyIMm

[deqd account @roshan_malique]

@CptnLiterally What if someone said I would literally eat my heart out?

[Studio C Fanart @studioc_fanart]

James Perry, worst cop EVER.

[Studio C Fanart @studioc_fanart]

@jasongray1985 @StudioC_tv Jedidiah! #studiocfanart

[Captain Literally @CptnLiterally]

@Partyfox99 I'm not Matt. This is a parody account, as stated in my bio.

[🌹🎮 Wädough🎮🌹 @Jerrytcale]

@CptnLiterally You are literally awesome for making this account!

[Captain Literally @CptnLiterally]

@loganhand04 I'm not Matt. And I actually have more than 2 accounts so

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Hmm https://t.co/SIkakPjb8s

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@Stevesbff4ev Hey there

[Maddie @Maddie27994965]

Literally one of the best studio c moments @CptnLiterally #studioc

[Maddie @Maddie27994965]

Literally one of the best moments on studio c #studioc @CptnLiterally @StudioC_tv

[CK Stratford @CKStratford]

Literally me at least once a week 😝 (#TrueStory @CptnLiterally!) ...and it's usually just stupid little stuff! 😕 https://t.co/hL6xJYQy6Q

[Captain Literally @CptnLiterally]

@dillymackey You're welcome. ;)

[Captain Literally @CptnLiterally]

@dillymackey *hands you crap*

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

when dads take things literally.