New York has been ranked the No. 1 city in the world. 🗽
The annual ranking compares 1,000 cities around the world based on economics, human capital, quality of life, environment and governance.
Via Oxford Economics, 2026 Global Cities Index
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Worst problems for white people:
-bad round of golf
-losing in Fantasy Football
-getting hot in October and having to wrap your jacket around your waist
-getting invited to a wedding on a College Football Saturday
-when the Guinness tap at the country club needs to be changed and you have to wait 5 minutes :(
-it takes 2-3 days for your haircut to look good
“You hit a solo home run to make it 8-2. You’re going home in a couple of innings and you put that stupid thing on your head and dance down the dugout? If I was the manager you’d have to fight me... Bouncing back and forth like one of the muppets.”
Omg I woke up hung over and half paralyzed but see the Yankees got gincarlo and I’m fucking ROLLING LETS GOOOOO OVER UNDER 7 TITLES IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS HAMMER THE OVER
Today is the final day without scheduled NFL or Division I football for two straight months. When you wake up Thursday, a stretch of 61 straight days with at least one football game await, until there is nothing on the calendar Dec. 1 or 2.