CrabTales

I make writing commissions. I write whatever you want me to write.

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@FLURPRD @GordoAntiProgre Go fuck yourself

https://t.co/KbCCQgxhIS

This is information straight from a lawyer

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@Nunya2161047767 @MadamSavvy @RT_com Oh 100%. Probably rightfully pissed him off. But he couldn't control his anger and now he gets to pay the dividends of his stupidity in prison.

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@Prataartz @DelusionPosting So you're just gonna ignore the 1 in 6 to 8 men statistic for male rapes? Yet men still don't generally fear women or men.

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@_Olivia_Vtuber My dad taught me the basics, but I figured out my personal recipes and techniques through trial and error. I ate many oversalted meals before I learned how to correctly season. Chewed a great many overcooked steaks before I learned how to sear properly.

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@_Truthpaste_ @lovelivesatire @CrowSteelEmpire @GoyGems @stonetoss The words "new", "make the first old", and "vanish away" essentially counters your entire argument.

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@Abstract_Shawty Is your retard ass really asking "Why would people get this food I don't like?" expecting people to nod their heads in agreement with you? You don't even have a blue checkmark to farm engagement money with, your ass just stupid for the love of the game.

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@GordoAntiProgre The entire fucking defense strategy revolved around the fact that she DID murder her kids. The fucking retard who voted guilty should've just sent her ass straight to the asylum so they could've thrown away the key. But no, he wanted to be special and risk it for the retrial.

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@GordoAntiProgre You guys are so fucking retarded. She would've never been declared 'innocent'.

The Court case was to decide whether she was going to prison or going to a psych facility for life. The non guilty verdict would've been "Not guilty for reasons of mental defect."

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@_La_Hipotenusa_ The funniest part about this video is that she wears the same clothes the entire video, despite the fact this would take dozens of man hours to do, not to mention the waiting for everything to dry in between steps.

People are really gullible.

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@woofknight Lilly would get her ass thrown out of the party the first time she tried switching around the COLOR CODED CUPS. Like, no one wants someone like that hanging around, besides the fact they're just a moron who thinks it would work.

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@theeskimo006 @woofknight They're fucking solo cups. What, you think the host's busting out the fine China for the several dozen people that are coming over? Who will be absolutely sloshed and throwing the cups around?

Are you 15 or some shit? This is just what people do if the party is big enough.

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@doomscroll_x I'm the one on the right working as many hours I can get away with on Labor day for my precious double time pay before management sees me working and hangs me by the balls in the rafters.

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@GenericSnarky Are you an idiot?

The car wouldn't let him drive cause it thought he was asleep on the road. No shit he would sue, that's straight retarded.

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@groomba_roomba @Volsunga1985 @PartyMcFlyX @RT_com Like, I don't even know how you can even fathom this as his self-defense. She swung at him maybe once after he threw a drink at her face, and then he kicked the shit out of her it. Stand your ground doesn't defend you with that shit.

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@groomba_roomba @Volsunga1985 @PartyMcFlyX @RT_com Self-defense has to be proportially, shit for brains. If anything, self defense is her legal right. He shoved her by the throat and kicked her while she was on the floor. When she grabbed the bottle, she didn't even swing it, or move to swing it. He hit her again afterwards.

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@MadamSavvy @Nunya2161047767 @RT_com He literally beat the shit out of her. She maybe went to hit him once and he hit her like 6 times. She didn't even go to swing at him with the bottle, it was at her side. This guy is completely and utterly fucked when he gets to trial. They're gonna ride his ass right to prison.

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@honghongginger @XRP_Maxie @CAMELCASTOff Yeah, except he hit her first. Then hit her second. He started the fight. He can't possible argue he was scared for his life when he hit her first. But SHE actually can, as the guy was twice her size and hitting her while she was on the ground. He's completely fucked.

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@Burdrann @rustycohl @goxthadon @CAMELCASTOff Didn't mean to write "you throw the drink at him". Shifty Samsung autocorrect

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@Burdrann @rustycohl @goxthadon @CAMELCASTOff You lose the right to claim self-defense when you start the fight. He should've just let you throw the drink at him, because he didn't, he started the fight by shoving her by the throat and kicking her. Everything else becomes self-defense for her.

This retard fucked himself.

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@CAMELCASTOff Hey retard, kicking someone while they're ass is on the ground is the exact opposite of self defense.

The most important legal part of self-defense is proportional response. Responding to someone going to throw a drink at you with a throat shove and kick is unproportional.