Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden

Proud American | Wildcatter | Silver Spoon Beneficiary | Supporter of the troops

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

Israel genuinely looking down on this nigga with great pleasure.

[. @intoxply]

i just nutted for the 5th time tdy i think i have a problem but nutting is like the only dopamine and pleasure i get other than smoking weed

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@paultwocock6 Why we ass watching other men

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

Only way this is happening is if I rape my homeboy 😭

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

#Allegationmaxxing this evening

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@ChadwickPrlk Not if your hearts not in it

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

#Allegationmaxxing this evening

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@TSeamann1 #LoserDox

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

Where is the covid conscious lesbian bar in Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft City?

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@TheBigVacuum97 I would like to drink with you sir

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

On one of the whitewashed walls near where he was sitting, a solitary bronze plaque read: “Christopher Eppinger. The Legend of La Guérite. 300 bottles of Cristal, June 13, 2024.”

They must not have heard of my buddy @blondes4bag

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@BentonSwathford Yo da kill that kid 😭

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@julianbagssayin I wish man

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@blondes4bag No nigga!

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

POV: you and your boys are getting dragged through the mud because of rape accusations but the only thing anyone can focus on is how it was a “total sausage fest”.

[Gas Station 2 @Chopped_Twink]

The Cornell 7 should be in prison for only being able to get 1 chopped ginger for the orgy. Total sausage fest.

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

Someone shoot this guy

[Rick “bagafeller” Tycoon @blondes4bag]

Feel like I’m going through pledgeship again with this burner #blowmeup

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@blondes4bag Heater

[Rick “bagafeller” Tycoon @blondes4bag]

They kicked us out of the Covid conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts cuz our fits were way too hard #fuck

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@NewsFinOil How do I get involved in this game?

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

@rhettlashlee @NCAAFNation247 Hey Coach,

Missouri State was actually competing with your boys. Drop twitter and pickup the playbook.

Best,
Crackasaurus

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

“7 AT THE SAME TIME?!?!” #LucyCraig

[Nemlin @Nilmen]

Behold, the cuck commentary desk

[Hunter “Crackasaurus” Biden @CrackDemon67]

I spend hours scheming up some funny tweet just for it to get 400 views and 0 likes. Do I just kill myself?