Cracker Hoops©️

Satirical Sports News & Comedic Reporting

[Cracker Hoops©️ @CrackerHoops]

How Jimmy doing the Celtics

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

NBA thinking about a Heat-Nuggets Finals

[Cracker Hoops©️ @CrackerHoops]

Fans at the Intuit Dome every time Deni Avdija touches the ball #NBA #AllStarGame

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

Kon Knueppel has knocked down 22 triples through his first seven career games!

It's the most through a player's first 7 career games in NBA history 🤯

[Sam Kayser @KayserHoops]

NEWS: 2026 4⭐️ Vaughn Karvala (@vaughnK2026_) has committed to Indiana, he told @LeagueRDY.

At 6-foot-7, Karvala is an explosive, tough wing with elite athleticism and the ability to score the ball from anywhere on the floor.

He chose the Hoosiers over Cal and Xavier. #30 overall in the @SCNext 100.

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: 4⭐️ Vaughn Karvala has committed to Indiana, he tells @Rivals.

The 6-6 small forward is a top-50 recruit in the 2026 class.

https://t.co/5FMaBejZbc

[Cracker Hoops©️ @CrackerHoops]

@redrock_bball Add DLo or Nesmith? Both on waivers. 10T pts league

[AB @AB84]

Cracker/Nigga of the Day

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

Kon Knueppel through 4 games:

16.0 PPG
52.2 FG%
53% 3PT (16/30)
4.3 RPG

Most 3PTs made through first 4 games of a career. He’s a problem 🔥

[NBA @NBA]

Kon Knueppel so far this season:

16 3PM (most ever in first 4 career games)
53.3 3P% (1st in NBA, min. 30 attempts)

HISTORIC start for the @hornets rookie!

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

Austin Reaves v Shai in their first 5 games of the season 👀

Reaves: 34.2 PPG, 5.6 RPG, 10 APG, 1.8 SPG

SGA: 34.8 PPG, 6.2 RPG, 5.4 APG, 1.4 SPG

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

Austin Reaves is the first Laker to start a season with 5 STRAIGHT 25-PT games since Kobe Bryant in 2005 🤝🔥

[J @jtakuz]

Chet to Flagg

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

• 0 Star Recruit
• Didn’t start a Single Game his Freshman Year (4.1 PPG)
• Started 11 of 31 Games his Sophomore Year (8.1 PPG)
• Spent 5 Years in College
• Went Undrafted

Last night in the NBA:

51 POINTS
11 REB
9 ASSISTS

Just. Keep. Working.

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: 4⭐️ Vaughn Karvala is down to three schools and will announce his college commitment on November 1st, he tells @Rivals.

The 6-6 small forward is a top-50 recruit in the 2026 class.

https://t.co/dlvkJY8cuJ

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@ComplexSports Luka with the fresh cut 💯

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Luka, Austin Reaves and Knecht in the Lakers locker room

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@ShamsCharania

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@John_Fanta From not having Wisconsin in your top 25 two weeks ago, to have them at #9 is interesting to say the least. Glad you’re finally waking up!

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Jalen Hurts in the Eagles locker room after winning the Super Bowl

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Brady waiting for Mahomes outside the Chiefs locker room after the Super Bowl https://t.co/qgHFd1nj3Z

[Cracker Hoops©️ @CrackerHoops]

@John_Fanta Do you have something against the #21 ranked Wisconsin Badgers?