Cracking Cryptids & Curios 🐀

A podcast that lingers too long in the deep end of the strange-world-pool and gives you shriveled up fingers. And an oily slime coating; probably harmless.

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Can you recite Highlander scene by scene? We couldn't! Listen at https://t.co/Fa6nHcComS as Matt and Angel discuss the finer points of immortal lore like
1) how much of a body could be cut off before the immortal is no longer immortal?
2) what about cutting in half the long way?

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Remember Spawn?

This movie attempted to meld CGI and edgy characters into the biggest thing since Batman! From the history of the character to the production of the movie, this has more necroplasm oozing out of it than one of Clown's foot boils.

https://t.co/58Nvtj8yQk

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The hiatus is over! We are back to discuss the dynamics of memories and movies! Our next episode is about the 2017 horror-comedy DEADLY DETENTION. Have you seen it? Probably not! We did, but do we remember anything about it? Well... unlikely!

https://t.co/Ka0jBcAg96

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Remember Honey I Shrunk the Kids? This 1989 sci-fi family comedy BLEW up the box office, and all of our minds! Join hosts Matt and Angel as they attempt to use the sci-fi-ntific method to recall their lost memories of this beloved film.

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Remember Congo?
This 1995 sci-fi action-adventure movie about getting a sign-language gorilla to it's homeland has it all! Crazy accents, a gorilla that drinks a martini and smokes a cigar, not-so good gorillas, NOT-gorillas, diamonds, laser guns, airplanes, and Bruce Campbell!

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Remember Predator?
This 1987 sci-fi action movie puts a lot of meat on screen. And then the Predator just goes and butchers that meat. Some meat gets cut. Some meat blasted open. Some meat chunked off screen. Meat.

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The Return of the Living Dead - a rapturously hilarious romp! Join us as we detail the history of this 1985 horror-comedy and explore the what makes it so memorable! This episode is out now wherever you listen to podcasts!

#DejaMovie

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TRON! This sci-fi adventure taught us that if you get screwed over by a co-worker and they steal your work to become CEO, all you need to do is hack their terminal and print the sheet of paper that says they stole your work. Then you become CEO!

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In this episode we discuss the 1992 sci-fi thriller known as The Lawnmower Man. It has a chimp, a lawnmower, tight jeans, cowboy boots, and oh yeah - VIRTUAL REALITY.

Dawn your VR suit and strap into your gyrosphere, because we are entering the Digital Dimension!

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Join Matt and Angel as they discuss everyone's favorite spy - Austin Powers! From the film's history, production, and even what we consider to be the highs and lows, we discuss it all!

Now available on Amazon! Wow!
https://t.co/4QDNHUp8T8

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Hey, Curiosities! Our new show is here! If you enjoyed our antics talking about the paranormal, now you can hear us talk about movies on Deja Movie! Join us as we discuss the history of a film combined with what we think we remember...

Spotify Link:
https://t.co/hoBJzBhAvv

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@667Malaboy @LevEyal111 @KhaledYousry22 It's funny he only replies to people who don't mention the actual video footage.

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Bonus: Here is the Frasier mask Matt wore the entire episode.

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We're not saying goodbye, but how about just see you later? Join us here one last time as in this Season 6 Finale turned Series Finale we investigate everyone's favorite dude who throws stuff in your eyes: The Sandman.

https://t.co/VVWyHjn9E8

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To all of our Curiosities that have been with us from the beginning, and to those that have jumped aboard this Ghost Train at any time over the years - thank you. Curiosities, you've just been cracked!

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Hey all! Come follow us on threads! @crackingcryptids

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Angel is officially done promoting this shit site, go follow us on threads, at least one half of us won't be posting here anymore ✌

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@cb_doge This platform will soon only have “dark mode”. It is better in every way.

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This is a bit out of character but I swear the idiots that run this place like making it harder for Angel's social media segment in our episodes