@SteveMartinToGo might enjoy:
"That brain surgery was a lobotomy and made him a vegetable." Dad lamented in regards to R.P. McMurphy.
"Why do you say he's a vegetable?" asked Hollis.
"Because after that he couldn't do anything but sit there like a vegetable."
"What about fruits?"
Shucks! Due to some unforeseen seasonal illnesses we will be rescheduling tomorrow night’s champagne tasting. We’ll let you know as soon as we have a new date and it will be before New… https://t.co/NLWPMJskPE