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random and fun

[Ike Ojuku @IkeOjuku]

Kiambu Governor-Kimani Wamatangi launched Kikuyu level 4 hospital earlier today. This is the sixth hospital he has built in Kiambu within 3 years. Meanwhile in Luo Nyanza the governors are busy dancing Ajawa and complaining about marginalization awuoro!.

[ALIEN OF AFRICA 👽🛸 @THEREALALIEN_1]

Ronaldo you’re not taking this 1000 goals serious ooo 😒😒

[CK @Craftykyd]

Remember who you are

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your August salary is finished but you're still in August

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Woke up and first thing I did was open twt

[benji 🇬🇭 @molliwhopiin]

tried life improvement gimmick then i woke up at 2pm and ordered pizza

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

The guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away and alone.

[andrés @andresmiguer]

yo después de que alguien de mi familia me encontrara hablando solo

[z @ynmnfs]

having a place of my own and not a partner to cuddle up with

[sanwo k. abiola @Kemisanwo]

Xabi Alonso is on 11.5million pound contract but its me that might not see half that amount before I d!e that should select starting XI.

Be like una dey craze

[εᐟᐠ-ﻌ-ᐟᐠз @Iuobinge]

senti o cheiro do meu shampoo no meu irmão

[as told by JENNjer @MyCousinJenny]

Imma laugh at every single one too.

[agus @debstls]

kakajajaj dejate d joder, es la mejor app del mundo no me voy a ir nunca

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

Mañana lunes llegando al laburo

[CK @Craftykyd]

11:11

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

We’re calling anything strict these days. Including being an absolute monster.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Wait waaiiit.

Why is the president issuing TSC letters to MPs? Do you mean that teachers are unemployed while their slots are "sold" through bribery for idk votes?

[KEllys.🍃 @maziwafresh]

"wewe endelea kuishi vile ulikuwa unaishi before tuanze ku date" is a hard line.

Up there with "Jesus Wept"

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Stop killing men !

[CK @Craftykyd]

Everyone can go on vacations, I'll go visit my home village