Craig H. Stuart

Storyteller. Icey cream eater. Rapscallion synesthete. Art-er.

[National Gallery of Art @ngadc]

Enjoy this snowy scene to celebrate the winter solstice. What works of art conjure up winter for you? #firstdayofwinter [Charles Burchfield, "Winter Solstice in the Village," 1923, pen and brush and black ink with watercolor, charcoal, and graphite on paper]

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@ayesuppose If you're adventurous, you can put it in chocolate cake/cupcakes.... works pretty much the same as putting mayo in.

And then give the cake to guests!

*jazz hands, retreats into the bushes*

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@johnlimouze @hels I've been known to dump it in the ice cream maker..... Add a little cinnamon.

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@anne_theriault Also, if you need some luck if you're anywhere near Boston, the white squirrels are in the Public Garden and near the Children's Hospital.

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@darrylayo When I gave two weeks' notice to a part-time job, they seriously sat me down and acted like they were doing me a favor by honoring the two weeks.

Like.

For real.

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Boston Nutcracker Bear

And

KEYTAR BEAR

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this is a thing I've been thinking about for the last couple of days.

what if during that week, sports bars televised fashion shows?

[Kuura | they/them @sieluritari]

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@Ritysayo @Stonekettle

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@DanaSchwartzzz I've been there!
It was the same day that I also visited Vlad's castle.

(Nothing else to add)

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@RebelWheelsNYC especially the people who drove the package to their own houses. There's recorded proof of address and identities.

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@BroderickGreer YES

Bigger responsibility, bigger sentence.

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@IronStache "flynn and lawyers seem stunned"

probably the first time anyone there's been held accountable, no?

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@RebelWheelsNYC Porch Pirates!

I've known people who've gotten security cameras because of them.

And I adore this video. How many entitled mofos are straight out ANGRY that they got tricked? love the spray deterrent, that was clever.

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@JoanofDarkKnits As a veteran, I agree with your husband.

It's also very weird to get thanked for serving. It's usually people who've never served for whatever reason, and they feel weird about it. They're wholly hero worshiping until I tell them I'm progressive.

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@AstroKatie @genlyai_ For every early riser article, there's also one about staying late at work..... which leads to us early risers getting a heap of flack about when we're walking out of the office at 3 pm.

Let's all get together and focus our efforts on management's expectations of 24/7 work?

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@RebeccaRHelm looks like one of them would rather be a hat.

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@stu_bot3000 YES

It's like the flavors developed genuine cozy friendships.

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@nicodelort Also.... vegetarian with more than the three standard options!

-margherita
-garden (peppers, onions, mushrooms)
- cheese (which is just margherita without the basil)

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@DavidGallaher For me, I get a little kick out of knowing that I've completed or worked on something before most people wake up.