Craig Kassing

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Legend has it that if you say "retard" 3 times in a public restroom mirror.

Tim Walz will appear and give you a tampon.

[🇧🇷Zelia Fabro22🇧🇷 @zfabrogmailcom]

Hora de dormir.🥱 😴
Boa noite!

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.

[Hudson💀 @HudsonJames236]

MAGA❤️❤️

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

🇺🇸 Columbus Circle at Union Station in D.C. is CLEAN & SAFE again!

This is what real leadership looks like. President Trump is exactly what Washington needed to bring our capital back to glory.

America’s comeback is here🇺🇸

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Funny 👇🤣😂

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! 🤣

[Robert Davi @RobertJohnDavi]

You decide!!!
No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.

You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.

Bro.

You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.

You live in a constitutional republic.

Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested.

The modern left's definition of fascism:

You love your country? Fascist.

You want to enforce the border? Racist.

You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot.

You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow.

Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left.

But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country.

But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them.

Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected.

Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.

Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.

Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon.

Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.

Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.

Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign.

Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote.

But Trump is the king. Okay buddy.

You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours.
And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water.

The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned.

No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968.

Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote.

During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant.

But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression.

The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration.

Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check.

That's how you keep power without wearing a crown.

Biden built a censorship machine.

Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire."

They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho...

Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley.

And it doesn't stop at speech.

The extreme left justifies taking children from families.

Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene.

The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father.

Same playbook.

During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital.

But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously.

$2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings.

January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings.

Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided.

Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated.

CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up.

75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.

[Selena @SBT564]

Not me thinking it’s real for a second 😭👻
These reactions tho 🤣

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

The only thing rolling back at this Springfield Walmart in Missouri was everyone’s resale value. Video sent in from Haley.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

FOR SALE:

My White Privilege card.

Now 57 years old but in mint, unused condition. Selling because I’ve never figured out how it works—no free college, no free medical care, no free housing, no free food, no free anything.

I’ve worked every day of my life to support my family and pay taxes for those who don’t have White Privilege cards.

Will consider an even trade for a Victim Card, which seems to come with countless benefits.

Serious inquiries only!

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Dad being dad

[🇺🇸 Ronald Carter @USronaldcarter]

🚨 This was the most insane single day in American foreign policy in a generation and most people missed half of it..

> Iran agreed to suspend its entire nuclear program — indefinitely..

> Iran agreed to never close the Strait of Hormuz again..

> zero dollars changed hands.. no frozen funds.. no pallets of cash..

> the US naval blockade on Iran stays up until the final deal is signed..

> Trump publicly ordered Israel to stop bombing Lebanon — used the word PROHIBITED in all caps..

> Netanyahu went on live TV and admitted he was acting on a US request..

> Defense Minister Katz got overruled within hours after saying Lebanon ops "have not yet been completed"..

> a 10-day Israel-Lebanon ceasefire took effect overnight.. displaced Lebanese civilians started walking back to their villages..

> oil dropped 12% in minutes.. global equities surged..

> Iran's Foreign Minister declared the Strait of Hormuz "completely open" — first time since March 27..

all of this.. one Friday..

if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. "You know what" says the 7 year old "I think it's time we started swearing.

When we go downstairs for breakfast I'II swear first then you." "OK" says the 4 year old.

Mom asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. I'll have Coco puffs... bitch.

"Whack," he flew out of his chair, crying his eyes out.

Mom looked at the 4 year old and said sternly "And what do you want?"

He said "don’t know, but it won't be fuckin coco puffs."

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

In case you needed reasons to push "unfollow"me!

I don't believe there are trans kids, it’s child abuse!

I believe schools are programming, not educating kids.

I believe big pharma and big food are trying to make us fat, sick, weak and ignorant.

I believe some vaccines are dangerous.

I believe leftist governments want families dependent, not free, easier to control!

I believe the media knowingly tells lies every single day.

I believe “all” politicians are crooks!

I believe Islam is pure evil, satanic!

I believe Obama and Biden were installed Presidents.

I believe truth is worth speaking... even if it "hurts people's feelings".

[Anthea @Anthea06274890]

@DrewPavlou @Inevitablewest

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

[made me smile @mademe__smile]

7th grader had 25 seconds to sink 4 different shots for 10k. He beat the buzzer like it was nothing.

[Matt Norlander @MattNorlander]

A beautiful, perfect thing: The 2026 men's NCAA Tournament bracket WITH tip times, TV channels and all tournament sites included. Mandatory inventory.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA