Sir, is it just me?...🇪🇺

Not a frequent twittererer

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@RupertLowe10 Anyone who isn’t a grifting twat

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@13thschizoidman Ah yes, the bits that fall off pigs when they scratch themselves…

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@Parody_PM Nigel got almost the same. Only difference was only one U but and extra N & T…

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Man who shagged his girlfriend behind his wife's back lectures the Archbishop of Canterbury on Christianity.

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@destructo9000 I saw a brace of hinds in the field while walking the dog the other day but I didn’t buy them…

Ahem…

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@SartorialThug “I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day” - Jake Thackray, On again, on again

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@almurray He got it a bit wrong but still, quality

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@BarbaraLawrene @JonathanPieNews *damn

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@AngerHelps @StephenKing Technically, arithmetic

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@13thschizoidman @SartorialThug Salut to The Guild!

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@SartorialThug For those who remember Sir Tel’s Janet & John tales, Melanie Frontage was a favourite…

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@MrJamesMay Watch what?

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@SartorialThug Likewise, when Scotland aren’t playing, happy to support the Engsh

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@OldGassy1984 Frying tonight!

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@13thschizoidman It says “Murphy’s”

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@DeanoRestore

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@AvonandsomerRob You should go to a prog gig and check the relative sizes of the queues there

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@Nedu4mike Off you fuck

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@SartorialThug @rogueparliament I was going to say “Prepare for disappointment “ but…

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@13thschizoidman Time and a word. Yes.