Craig M.E. Johnson

Last time I logged on this was still Twitter *Do not follow me expecting well-timed witticism*

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@barrymorisse in retrospect, this tweet can come off as kind of....concerning

[Barry Morisse @barrymorisse]

@CraigMEJohnson is lucky enough to work exactly 945 steps from the National Children's Theatre.

#DroppingKnowledge

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

The year is 2023, tumble weeds blow across the barren landscape " father...have you forsaken us" gasps my profile from 2018

"shut-up" nerd I reply

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@lmana_v Hi @lmana_v we really appreciate the support, but posting this poses a security risk for the conference, we ask that you please remove the post and rather link to the FB live feed! Thank you! https://t.co/4wrYX58Q5H

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

Presenting on the #WikiAfrica project at the #GTIsummit2019 #ConnectCreateChange looking forward to having our nations future teachers on board! @Haz_Marriott @BridgeProjectSA

[Hassiena Marriott @Haz_Marriott]

Cross generation collaboration. Age should not be a barrier to learning and collaboration. @BridgeProjectSA @SAESCoalition @CraigMEJohnson

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

Facebook's portal... a recording device offered by a company with a notoriously bad record of keeping your data safe...what could go wrong

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

Happy #WorldTeachersDay2018 to all the teachers out there! There are plenty of great ones, but this one is my favourite! @BridgeProjectSA

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@prawn_meat You gotta appreciate the one person so far that has taken this tweet seriously

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@JHBWater please can you tell us why water pressure hasn't returned after the interruption in Waverley today?

[Frisson Football @FrissonFootball]

A new season. Another adventure.
My promo for the new season.
📽️ Liverpool FC - Red Crusade 🔴🔴🔴
All RT's appreciated!

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@ESPNcricinfo Booooooooi you seriously saying that live footage was tampered? Thats some serious Shaggy "It wasn't me" sorta stuff

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@FilmCritHULK I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the quoted tweet first and straight up just thought you were rating numbers

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

@barrymorisse https://t.co/v77ip7oUB6

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down...

#Wimbledon @KAndersonATP

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1959, to celebrate the opening of Ottowa Airport’s newly built terminal, a supersonic jet did a flyby. The sonic boom shattered all the windows and the whole of the North wall fell down. It had to be rebuilt at a cost of $300,000 and couldn’t be used for nearly a year.

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

Well @TeamDiData plan to win Cavendish some stages has gone unwound...#TDF2018

[BRIDGE Innovation in Learning Organisation @BridgeProjectSA]

We are very excited to be launching the Standard Bank Tutuwa Community Foundation and BRIDGE Leadership Development Programme!

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

I'm not sure whether it'd be more satisfying to see @England get poesed in the quarters, semis, or finals? But also Kelly has them in the office draw, and there's money on the line, so, I'm conflicted.

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

To all the white people sitting in front of your laptops...may the odds be in your favour #EdSheeranTour #Johannesburg

[Craig M.E. Johnson @CraigMEJohnson]

Cos all the lady rats were like "the 70's called they want their material back" and didn't wanna bone lame ass rat dudes https://t.co/aX26XT1bQQ

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 2016, Egyptian urologist Dr Ahmed Shafik found that dressing rats in polyester trousers 'significantly lowered' their rates of sexual activity.