Craig McRoberts

Husband. Daddy. Football. Nintendo. Star Wars. Wrestling. Marvel. Emergency Medicine pays the bills.

[Craig G Telfer @CraigGTelfer]

Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in 28 years, I invite you stand for the national anthem.

My heart is full and my hopes are sky high. I fancy us very much indeed.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

@schuhHELP @schuh new crocs bought at Glasgow Fort Mon and then right into case for holiday. Unpacked this morning to find we’d been given two rights!

(Tried on in blue and then changed mind to get red ones instead, didn’t have them out box in store)

Unhappy 7yr old 🤦‍♂️😂

[Craig G Telfer @CraigGTelfer]

Ladies and gentlemen: please rise for the national anthem!

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄! ⚽️ 🤝 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

EM consultant here. Printer resuscitation is core work.

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

Confession - Salah is always balls when I put him in my team, been happening for years now.

Usually avoid him for this reason but this year have built healthy leads in mini leagues and nearest challengers had him so I put him in as insurance to maintain my lead.

Sorry world

[FPL GOAT @FPLGOAT7]

FPL points after salah came back from injury in GW28 ✅

1. Palmer 79
2. Bruno 45
3. Isak 43
4. Mateta 42
5. Son 37
6. Watkins 34
7. Havertz 33
8. Bailey, solanke 32
9. Eze 31
10. Brennan 30
11. KDB, Gordon 29
12. Jackson 28
13. Foden 25 (missed 2 games)
14. Haaland 22
15. Saka 20
16. Salah 20

The king has collapsed! 👑

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

@HinduMonkey

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

@LEGO_Group Can I have a bigger house to go along with new sets please?

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

✅
⏳4.1s

Can you name the player and beat my time?
🎙@CareerWeGoPod
⚽️ https://t.co/Q9Fd2xFcqT

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

✅
⏳2.1s

Can you name the player and beat my time?
🎙@CareerWeGoPod
⚽️ https://t.co/Q9Fd2xFcqT

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

✅
⏳11s

Can you name the player and beat my time?
⚽️@CareerWeGoPod https://t.co/Q9Fd2xFKgr

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

@cruncherwax It’s because they’re absolutely bowfing 🤮

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The way Americans pronounce the name ‘Craig’ should be a crime.

[HNS @HNS_CFF]

Hey @RangersFC fans, feel free to retweet if you like #Croatia strikers in your team 🇭🇷🔥😃

#UCL #Family #Vatreni❤️‍🔥

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

God I feel old 👴🤘

[Jimmy Eat World @jimmyeatworld]

21. 🍸

[Cliff Reid @cliffreid]

Here's a reflection on how the management style of the emergency physician in charge (EPIC) can mean the difference between life and death

(Long 🧵)

[Craig G Telfer @CraigGTelfer]

Ladies and gentleman, please stand for the national anthem 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬!

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

But what are the ST4s going to be called? 🤦‍♂️

[Roshana 🦴 @RoshanaMN]

Recommended term: ‘doctor’

Who’da thunk it

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

Wordle 238 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Boom

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

😍 Win a signed @aaronramsey top.

📲 Simply Follow us & Retweet, we'll pick a winner at random tomorrow. Good luck!

[Craig McRoberts @CraigMicrobots]

Graveyard by the water @Lostfootballs