Craig

Live, love and cherish. Eat shit, drink crap and enjoy it! Your life is not a trial run.

[Craig @Craiguf]

@ZerkaaHD If you want me to join you that’s fine just ask me. Don’t do it publicly like this 😂

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Craig @Craiguf]

@gregjames I found this photo of when you used to do feet up Friday. I can’t for the life of me think what the hell this pink box was for again! More so… why did I take a picture of it!?

[Craig @Craiguf]

@thedestinyshow I miss these!! Always trying to time it right for using them!

[Craig @Craiguf]

@thedestinyshow Yep

[The Destiny Show @thedestinyshow]

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[2fawcett Recruitment @2fawcett_]

Over 120+ @JustCoolbyAWDis shirts are printed, bagged and ready to go for our Charity Football Event in aid of @supportdogsuk on the Friday 25th August!

[The Destiny Show @thedestinyshow]

Lightfall Giveaway Time! 💠

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[Craig @Craiguf]

@thedestinyshow CDEUF#9077 😊

[Craig @Craiguf]

@thedestinyshow CDEUF#9077

[Craig @Craiguf]

@thedestinyshow 👋🏽 on and off a lot so end up getting kicked out 🥲

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

Here it is, the final @scott_mills link on Radio 1 😢

For one last time, Scott…#LoveYouBye ❤️

[Craig @Craiguf]

@yungfilly1 Clive.

[Nathan Tew @NathanTew6]

@DestinyBulletn I couldn't choose! I made this video to celebrate the showcase this month looking back on all of these and it just reminds me how good they all were
https://t.co/yRQWs6iJge

[Craig @Craiguf]

@Ahvora_ @NathanTew6 @DestinyBulletn That did exactly the same with me! Gave me goosebumps! That was amazing!!!

[Craig @Craiguf]

@Pairrot12 Bastard! 😭

[Craig @Craiguf]

@gregjames @BBCR1 @BBCTheOneShow @TomDaley1994 @ronanofficial Let’s be honest though that not the peak of your surprises is it ����

[Craig @Craiguf]

@gregjames @BBCR1 @BBCTheOneShow @TomDaley1994 @ronanofficial Secretly your loving it!