Christopher Barton

God (mentioned in The Bible) is real, and through Israel sent His Son Yeshua to redeem us: John 3:16.

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You don’t always have to react.
You can push through it and move on ❤️

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@byrnanation Hello! Thanks for a great defence product.
Question: What if someone fashions a projectile that can produce severe injury or death? Tough question ❤️

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@yellowbee0 @mary_got_grace Revelation? 👀

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@Rick861838 @67sharona It is. Keep drinking that water 💦

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@TheresaArueyin1 Remember that scene in National Treasure when they walk into the immense treasure room?
Yeah, like that ❤️✝️

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@BamaSaltyMarine I had two guys say, “We’ve got a Sig-Sauer round with your name on it” at the Oxford Valley Mall.
Christopher John Barton, get it right.
And, I saw a tall guy farther away, just staring at us as the guys walked towards hm.
Made my day!

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@araseb_ You can order lemon Alfredo sauce for fish and chicken dishes.

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@CatOfCrisis No, it’s hilarious! Got 2K hits on YouTube.

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@Annabelle0g4 Every step, however small, is progress when in the right direction ❤️

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The best time to stop sinning with your mouth is before you open it. Oops!

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@DocAtCDI Okay, Beavis. Do it until the screwing is done.

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@thefarmers_Dog Scritches behind the ears.

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@NancyMace Did it occur to anyone that no ID in California means that voters can be bussed in by the thousands . . .

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@elonmusk So, um, can I visit California on voting day and vote, even if I live in Oregon?
Or, how about 80,000 “tourists”?
Do they realize how unhinged this is?

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@KSJ_Kreative @PATRIOT2117 I mean, at least trim, shape, and buff those nails.

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@rabbriansamuel Ahhh, and Balfour was the mastermind . . .

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@Rick861838 I once answered the phone at work,
New Jersey Condom Distribution Center,
how may I direct your call?
One guy was very stubborn. Called me a liar.
He was a vendor. Oops.

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@GoogleAI So, Google Maps shows traffic density with the line colors - green, yellow, and red. A nice feature.
But, what if we could get actual descriptions of delay times, accidents, and other live-time information for driving?
AI could do this!

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@thefarmers_Dog No, yes.
But the cat peed directly into a wall socket once.
Not be doing that again . . . 👀

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@thefarmersheep We want the wool, sheeples . . .

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@BamaSaltyMarine Giving the secret notes to the prison officer. Unacceptable.