Crane-icus

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[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

If anyone wants to watch Pokémon pack openings, Drew is currently doing that!

https://t.co/ViBEfnuOe9

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I feel a profound sense of doom

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

therapist told me it'd be easier if i just blew my shit smoove off

[maybe @maybedough_]

Saying “c’mon man” until things change

[fish 🏳️‍⚧️ @vriskaArmpits]

lowkey how it feels sometimes

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

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@AndrewVogt37

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

The stripper actually likes me because I’m special and my heart is pure

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@AndrewVogt37

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Two hour delay has to be factored into their decision btw

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How many airport beers before they won’t let you on the plane?

[viktor @k111vv]

I’m lowkey falling off is that ok

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Sucks that Morrissey is a racist idiot, but I do love the music

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Just a few years off my actual age!

[ant @persistantz]

i'm currently in the middle of the longest "thugging it out" session ever recorded

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

Lmaooo living by the sword is so dope. I hope this lifestyle doesn't have any consequences for me later on

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Got asked this in Subway last week while I was inches away from the counter. Bewildered, I responded involuntarily with, “am I in line? Yes!”

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like are you guys in line

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Have watched “Bring Her Back” three times on HBO now and, man, holy shit. Easily my movie of the year (haven’t seen Eddington yet, but I don’t think that’ll change my decision). I get choked up each time I watch it. Just so damn good. What a fucking movie, man.

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Also, “the Big Dumper”* fucked up the quotation marks. -1

[Crane-icus @Craneicus]

Bro there’s no way they call Cal Raleigh the “Big Dumper” lmao