John Cranley

Just made twitter to share my love for golf. Now all these fake engagement farmers and right wing grifters are all in my DMs, calling for my head. How about no?

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@DeepvThought @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy agreement doesn't strictly mean 2 people and a fetus isn't a person. let me know if that helps.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@Dev_code_04 @wtfahhh0 This is what she looks like to me

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@plnetofcrepes @prolifefrenchie Nothing is really off limits with comedy. Trying to make something off limits often just makes it funnier. So why are you trying to make abortion and child r*** (oh god I can’t even spell it) even funnier? You sick fuck.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@Dexerto She looks like a male K-pop star lol

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@zaelefty I have a theory that anyone who hates it is probably ugly or insecure about their body in a major way. Example: women with small breasts or men who are short.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@Weezles0ktz @Dead0nArrival7 @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy You really think of a woman who just lost their child, WHO WANTED THE BABY, and you go "welp, less devastating than an abortion". jesus titty fucking christ you people are evil.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@enchantedwitchx @Mimix1907 It looks like a white girl in black face. Races have features beyond just skin color. The original post was probably ai generated by a neo nazi chud.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@J_Spicoli @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy You're illiterate, I explained how the arguments are different, and I did it in a way that a 5 year old should be able to understand. You can't seem to understand it. So you're dumber than a 5 year old 😂

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@J_Spicoli @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy I literally explained how it wasn't LOL just admit you can't read. Seriously, why is it that every single one of you coming out of the woodwork to argue against abortion is just completely illiterate? It's so interesting. Every single one of you. None of you can fucking read 😂

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@Weezles0ktz @Dead0nArrival7 @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy Worth? Here's a simple question even you should be able to answer. There are two women. One gets an abortion at 6 weeks. The other lost their child shortly after delivery. Which is more of a devastating loss? Answer honestly. You probably won't but let's see.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@Weezles0ktz @Dead0nArrival7 @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy The logic is simple. If the baby is still in the womb, still a fetus, it's very different from a baby that is actually born. Why are you acting like this is so difficult to understand? It's the easiest thing. So stop acting like you don't get it.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@Weezles0ktz @Dead0nArrival7 @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy LOL what is with some of these scenarios? "B-but WHAT IF THE BABY TURNS INTO A VELOCORAPTOR YOU CANT JUST KILL IT". you're welcome to use that. consider it a gift.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

This actual neo nazi tried to call me out on abortion for "killing". Bro is so terrified of being "replaced". For anyone not paying attention, their great idea is to deport all the immigrants and force the remaining white population to give birth. Genius, right? 🤡

[Critically Noticing 1776 ✝️⚡️⚡️ @AZAmerican1776]

With all the Epstein files and a litany of other events, I can absolutely say the Republican Party and Democratic Party are two wings of the same bird. Liberal and leftist voters are absolutely insane and demonic fascists. Zionists are also demons that need to be dealt with. Independents are ridiculous about a lot. Republican voters need a wake-up call. White hatred and replacement is undoubtedly happening and was planned decades ago. Black people are violent and share low IQ levels with Muslims and red-dot Indians. White Christians are what will save the world. Jesus is the way. Thanks for listening. “Happy Black History Month.”

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@AZAmerican1776 @RadAxl1 @VitoComedy I don't agree with killing children. A necessary abortion is not murder. BTW what's funny is you're an actual neo nazi. You are ok with killing but only certain types of people so you're a total fucking hypocrite on top of being a neonazi 😂

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@RadAxl1 @Eccentric871 @VitoComedy if you want to play the what if game, here's one for you which answers your what if. What if they are so disabled that life support machines aren't enough? They need a donor. But they can't find a willing donor. Patient dies. Notice how no one was forced to be a donor?

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@RadAxl1 @Dead0nArrival7 @VitoComedy See this is how we know you’re arguing in bad faith. When backed into a corner you throw up your arms like “oh gee I guess they shouldn’t have had a baby then” you’re just pathetic.

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@RadAxl1 @VitoComedy No because he was saying the baby is 100% dependent on the body of the mother. It’s not something that can be traded or transplanted to someone else. It’s fully on one person. Explain how that’s just like caretaking for elderly. It’s not at all and you know it.

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@3strikezzz @deser_deserted You were larping as an offended sjw, like everything is racist. You did that to bait people to reply. You’re engagement baiting, blue check or not.

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@2manystripes @SaucepanRob @ma1ybe Wow, you single handedly debunked the data, amazing. Your personal experience over actual data. Well done you did it! 😂

[John Cranley @cranley_john]

@RadAxl1 @VitoComedy That’s not the argument they made. That’s a strawman you made. You know you’re being bad faith. Just admit it.