The Cranlinati

Rules for the Keepers of Cranleigh, to help drive cyclists out of the village via the medium of social media posts. Parody account. See blog for the rules.

[The Cranlinati @cranlinati]

Start with the basics of eradicating cyclists in Cranleigh with Rule 1. https://t.co/RIjXe6Hckd @GetSurrey

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SPANDEX KLAXON!

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@GBNEWS Rule 14 https://t.co/MxgZsibAbv

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Cranleigh calling!

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Cyclists could be required to wear hi-vis clothing amid calls to change Highway Code rules

https://t.co/vKFbzPvJLm

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A massive sun for the Crawlinati Chapter!

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WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!

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PREACH!

[john brace @johnbrace]

@SaferRoadsYorks Cyclists need to stop blaming motorists and take ownership for their often very poor actions. Cyclists pay no road tax, have no insurance yet demand every privilege. So many cyclists continue to play the victim. Most cyclists also drive so how many fail their own standards?

[The Cranlinati @cranlinati]

A program to widen the Wey & Arun canal will start in November…

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A cyclist who understands physics well.

[The Cranlinati @cranlinati]

@ediz1975 Exactly! So, the village of Cranleigh have had two deaths this week on the roads behind the wheels of cars… far better than cycling injuries!

[The Cranlinati @cranlinati]

USA USA USA

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Bad boy!

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Our canine division is now “active”!

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Our Guildinati Chapter are RAAAGIN’!

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Is there any other cyclist!? #Chichester

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@MarkSharon_DP Classic Rule 4 usage, great work!

https://t.co/l7U9GBX6Nl

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FUMIN’! Can’t they see the tailbacks they are causing on Amlets Lane?!? Probably two miles of hard working KOC behind them there…

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@roadcc

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Bloody cyclists, riding eight octaves abreast!

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Knowle Park welcomes its new dairy herd!

[ e-Tour de Dope ™ @triviumcolombia]

The look...

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LYCRA FILTH! We didn’t have to put up with THIS when @TheMrLoophole was Editor of Cranleigh Life Magazine!

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#prayforFrance

[Beefeater Bend🎶🍻 @tdfbeefeaters]

The Beefeaters have arrived in France 🇫🇷 ❤️ #TourDeFrance2025