Crap Footballer Puns

I make crap puns about footballers.

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A Liverpool midfielder used the bovine pet of the former Man Utd manager Ferguson to assassinate the officer in charge of managing the household of a noble figure.

Yes - Alec's ox slayed Chamberlain

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A Leicester City striker helped the former California Governor Schwarzenegger to lose weight by persuading him to become a Muslim.

Yes - Islam Slim Arnie