RIP Chester

RIP Chester

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

women love t shave their vagina but won't shave five minutes of their morning routine to be on time to work

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

i will not go quietly into that good knife

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

who called it organized religion instead of anal sects

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

none of you will ever know true love, and I feel sorry for you

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

Alternate universe where my dick is 100 inches long

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

yes fools, toss a penny in my ‘tip’ jar. each day I take home 17-34 cents and one day I won’t need any of you anymore!!

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

im a lot like james cordon

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

im a lot like james cameron

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

copperline is the worst James taylor song only because he says copperline way too much in it

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

old people love accidentally dropping balled up tissues they’ve been holding in their hands since they left the house in the morning

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

white people love going to the store as a couple at 8:32pm to buy (1) warm bottle of san pelligrino

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

girls love trying to walk faster than me. not gonna happen honey!!!!

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

gf dumped me again cause I called her left titty 'Abraham's bosom'

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

my favorite way to start the workweek is having access to the same resources and information as all other consumers, thusly equipped to make only rational choices all day

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

everybody plays the flute

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

I like the song bad medicine

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

it sucks being regular manipulative and not super manipulative

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

ask your Dr about second menopause

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

wuld you rather be Achilles or be at a Chiles

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

- The post retweets a personal observation of adult film actor Ramon—famous for his roles in the "Monsters of Cock" series on Bang Bros—attending the Philadelphia Phillies' 5-2 home win over the Pittsburgh Pirates on May 17, 2025.

[RIP Chester @Crapitalist]

"The Mussolini post wasn't pure satire in defense of tradition—it was layered shitposting that simultaneously roasts the city's loud purist gatekeeping while winking at the reality: the gabagool crowd asking for a forbidden slide of mayo because it just hits better."