Crappy Client

A detailed and in-depth guide on how to piss off an artist. ^__^ I'm educational! Tweet to share or ask for follow/send DM to share anonymously

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

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[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

How dare you practice basic business https://t.co/M6oyny7FwQ

[V ( Vexstacy @ Twitch ) @VexstacyArt]

If this isn't the most disrespectful comment i've read in a while.
This was someone's 'answer' to an artist posting a commission auction.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

I already have a ref sheet so if you can just go ahead and never advertise again, that would be cool. https://t.co/yGpsRd4lTT

[Lesser @LesserConjuror]

@CrappyClient "l just love your aesthetics. Muscles are big and yet the anatomy is so reasonable and appealing... Now, make it all BIGGER."

[Jess ⚡️ @HuntyDraws]

If you show up in my inbox like this, being unnecessarily rude, you're goin home with no art and a big ol' block from me <; ✨

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

You don't like my fetish? HOW DARE YOU KINK SHAME ME. https://t.co/mbzRa9PBWV

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

Pledges on @Patreon. Saves files. Cancels pledge.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

@FrankDead Unsure about your intended use of the word "entertain". Interpreting this statement in multiple, conflicting ways.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

Its #WomensHistoryMonth / #AshWednesday / #Oscars / no reason whatsoever so you should give away art. To me.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

I don't have any money. Can we do an art trade instead?

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

1 entire page of text. 2 pages with 10 contradictory full body images. 0 contact info listed.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

Can you just draw me something small really quick? C'mon, it'll take you like 5 minutes! ... Me? Pay? You're a terrible friend.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

You've practiced your entire life for this moment. I want you to draw me jacking off on some Easter eggs.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

Commissioning someone #WillBeMyGoodDeedForTheDay. I'll expect to see my piece by evening for my generosity.

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

Charge for edits? BUT ITS DIGITAL?

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

See my icon. https://t.co/aH5z4dIPeT

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

@Thaily *rubs hands together* I will roleplay at this artist until they're so weak in the knees that they HAVE to draw me gift art!

[Crappy Client @CrappyClient]

.@SilversThreads Because 10 TB of porn just isn't the same when its not MY fursona. :(