Chris Carnes

Middle-aged Husband, Father of 3, 'slept' (not woke), ST

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My PBR to date.

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This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

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Now... when you "gotta go" while on Patagonia Lake... you can!!

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Hi

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@ToolPusciferAPC @drumeo @Tool Best rock drummer alive today!

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@NEWSMAX Atta Boy!

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Voters polarized over viral video of AOC dancing as protesters erupt https://t.co/o9cstWIoQu

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Figured now is a good time to start Twittering.