Crash Davis

Meat. You don't know shit, all right? So relax! Let's have some fun out here!
This game's fun, OK?
Fun goddamnit.

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

@Bob_Stauffer

$11 on StubHub .. #Ducks

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

#TexasRangers only get to to Bat Flips on walks
#TexasPimp

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

#jays
#Carapazza

[Adam C @stickyjr54]

I feel bad for the fans who paid good $$$ today to watch the Vic Carapazza show instead of a baseball game #Jays #Bluejays

[Sanna Kula @SannaKula]

Pretty sure the home plate umpire thought the Smoak HR was a foul ball. #Jays #OurMoment

[Dan Bernier @danucks2011]

I've seen better umping by my drunk buddies in the Kelowna D-division mixed-rec slo-pitch league. #jays

[T1mmer @t1mmer]

I watch a lot of baseball, and I've never seen a worse strike zone. Ever. Indians @ Blue Jays. @MLB

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

Kelly Gruber Home Run http://t.co/a9rrzfp2FD

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

@BuzzFeedSports @BuzzFeed
Jon Stewart cuts a promo on @WWERollins ...

Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don't know shit, all right?

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

“@GMA: Near runway miss forces jet to abort takeoff

Traffic lights !!!!

Works for a billion cars

Will work for a million planes !!

[Crash Davis @CrashDavis20]

I'm the player to be named later !